Name: Slouch. Submit.
Released: 2018-05-24

1) quitter

♪ Never was a quitter Tasty like a raindrop ♪
2) lunge

All right. Now, lunge and miss.
3) slouch

Now, slouch. Submit.
4) leotard

in a Kmart leotard,
5) lockup

-I wanna start with a hold and release. -Like a lockup?
6) goof

that our precious little baby turned out to be a womb goof?
7) mustache

Who doesn't trust a man with a mustache full of coke?
8) badass

Cherry is a bona fide badass on the outside.
9) virginity

who was jealous she lost her virginity to the captain of the diving team.
10) ketchup

extra ketchup and mustard on the side
11) waitress

Hm. Where'd you waitress, a nursing home in Poland?
12) blackout

leave my baby on a stranger's doorstep and get blackout drunk.
13) sweetie

-You don't even know me. -Oh, sweetie, I know you.
14) strut

-Oh, I added-- -I said strut. Like you own the ring.
15) gutter

I mean, just raking the gutter because who gives a shit?
16) dictator

Oh, yeah? You big into dictator?
17) nerd

Come on, drama nerd. Hold me now.
18) stunt

'cause some crazy stunt-cunt just tried to murder me.
19) sleeper

-That was a sleeper hold. -That was a lawsuit.
20) bullshit

Bullshit! You know what I think?
21) custodian

A custodian of new life.
22) autograph

Ladies, get out your autograph books.
23) chow

and I need chow fun from Two Panda Deli.

1) improvise

You asked too many questions, you maybe improvise a few too many lines,
2) spoil

to deal with spoil bitches who don't take anything seriously.
3) bleed

I'm bleed. Ow!
4) slap

No, not her, the pretty one. The one who slap her.
5) apologize

♪ And then you apologize ♪
6) owe

Oh, you owe me 20 bucks.
7) burst

just burst in like some Greek goddess of rage,
8) squirt

And then I, you know, squirt ketchup out of my vagina.
9) deserve

I think I deserve to live.
10) bind

♪ Heavenly bound 'Cause heaven's got a number ♪
11) dig

I dig it. I like the whole "please objectify me" vibe.
12) cheat

My wife cheat on me with my Steadicam operator.
13) quit

I quit the marriage. I quit the movie. I even left my dog.
14) stretch

I'm gonna take a piss first. So, why don't you guys stretch it out?
15) shut

--Yo, shut up!
16) arrive

the homewrecker arrive.
17) suppose

Yeah, I knew there was a reason I was suppose to go home.
18) kick

That smoking hot blond who kick your ass the other day.
19) lie

You know, women lie about their age all the time.
20) smile

Why are you smiling?
21) wake

two weeks later, I woke up, felt a lot better about myself.
22) lose

who was jealous she lost her virginity to the captain of the diving team.
23) forget

I forgot my shoes.

1) terribly

and terribly happy.
2) technically

but technically I was paying him to fuck my wife.
3) nowhere

-Yeah. -Then you come outta nowhere,
4) somehow

♪ Somehow you always get me wrong ♪
5) absolutely

Like, I can wake up in the morning with absolutely nothing to do
6) truly

I'm truly, truly grateful...
7) fucking

And my special skill is that I'm not fucking boring.
8) instead

And having a woman in charge instead of that Sackballs guy?
9) almost

and it's almost always a man,
10) kind

But also kind of made of wood and steel.
11) along

♪ Well, I guess we just don't get along ♪
12) later

two weeks later, I woke up, felt a lot better about myself.
13) sort

and then just sort of in like this.
14) together

Look, we work good together, right?
15) usually

Usually in this industry, it's every man for himself,
16) ago

It was two years ago, and I'm fine.
17) ever

♪ When ever I'll ever do I do for you ♪
18) least

but at least she's trying to make us an ensemble.
19) once

That's right, I came back. Don't all applaud at once.
20) always

and it's almost always a man,
21) hard

I wanna work hard.
22) never

You never had a real job, your daddy pays all your bills,
23) again

Again, can you keep my business to yourself?

1) tactful

I was trying to come up with a tactful euphemism.
2) guatemalan

She was kicked in the stomach by her Guatemalan swim coach
3) illustrious

If there's one thing I learned in my illustrious career,
4) unbearable

That's what makes you unbearable.
5) reconstructive

she had to have reconstructive surgery after a year-long coma.
6) fide

Cherry is a bona fide badass on the outside.
7) fertile

You're a fertile harvest goddess.
8) unconscious

and now she's going around knocking people unconscious?
9) jealous

who was jealous she lost her virginity to the captain of the diving team.
10) divorced

Once we get divorced, wanna buy it?
11) insane

Are you insane?
12) blond

-I'm not blond. -Shut the fuck up.
13) dumb

I don't want to make a dumb wrestling show.
14) gorgeous

of a gorgeous, successful, pregnant woman?
15) intense

It just got a little intense.
16) ripe

- That makes sense. - Now, here you are, you're ripe.
17) precious

that our precious little baby turned out to be a womb goof?
18) fake

It's fucking fake.
19) surprised

Why you look so surprised? Listen...
20) drunk

but you don't let anyone know unless you're really drunk.
21) acute

And I have a very acute sense of smell.
22) careful

Ever get in a street fight, and you're like, "Careful for my neck.
23) tough

Hey, look, I know it was tough today. All right?

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