Name: The Liberal Chokehold
Released: 2018-05-24

1) carbo

The hotel has no food, and I need to carbo-load.
2) banger

Eggs, bacon, banger and mash,
3) tarmac

sits on the tarmac at Beirut Airport.
4) racetrack

I had a few thousand which I tried to turn at the racetrack,
5) wad

- From WAD? - What? WAD?
6) noodle

Or, like, noodle with spices, I think.
7) choke

we're gonna break that liberal choke hold on the House, too.
8) disguise

♪ In funny disguise ♪
9) fuss

to getting what all the fuss is about.
10) sucker

I'm a sucker for non-threatening, unavailable men who compliment me.
11) sweetheart

-You do like wrestling. -Ah. Hello, sweetheart.
12) bullshit

Okay, this is bullshit, Sam. We've all worked really hard.
13) touchdown

♪ Whenever our team Was scoring a touchdown ♪
14) audition

The audition is tomorrow. 6464 Sunset.
15) obsession

You know, I've always been embarrassed by Bash's obsession with wrestling.
16) bro

Nah. Nah, bro, it's called Back to the Future.
17) shack

I got the high score on Burger Time, then I was in a little beach shack
18) jew

it's essentially Cagney & Lacey, but with a black girl and a Jew.

1) embarrass

I've been embarrass by a lot of things my son chooses to spend his time doing...
2) aire

you can't really be canceled if you haven't aire.
3) beg

and I tried, I beg.
4) cheer

♪ The way that we cheer ♪
5) bother

I mean, it's like why bother even trying to make anything
6) smell

Ooh, you smell nice!
7) struggle

Women who have struggle with drug addiction.
8) kick

You were at a Black Panther rally, you got kick out, and...
9) appreciate

I appreciate you just getting the fuck out of the way.
10) wake

when I woke up on a bench at the mall, naked and high.
11) crash

If we crash it, I bet we can walk out of there with something.
12) bet

If we crash it, I bet we can walk out of there with something.
13) lose

We lost the venue.
14) spend

You have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars in less than three months.
15) happen

because the next fucking thing never happen.
16) dress

Why are you all dress like fancy Mormons?
17) sleep

I hit rock bottom when I slept with my friend's husband.
18) wear

-You certainly wear a lot of makeup. -Oh, thank you...

1) technically

Well, technically,
2) essentially

it's essentially Cagney & Lacey, but with a black girl and a Jew.
3) possibly

I can't possibly imagine where all the money has gone.
4) extremely

Overall, extremely positive. Just a few concerns.
5) certainly

-You certainly wear a lot of makeup. -Oh, thank you...
6) alone

and not be alone before I never see any of you again.
7) sometimes

Well, uh... They sometimes bring us airline food
8) fucking

but then "Pyrrhic Victory" came in fucking seventh.
9) dead

Dead serious.
10) instead

and he goes back in time instead to the 1950s,
11) almost

and almost has sex with his mother?
12) actually

That... I actually like wrestling.
13) soon

Well, I'm very excited, guys. All right? We'll talk soon.
14) later

-Okay. -Talk to you later.
15) half

You're, like, half-Pollyanna, half-Vince Lombardi.
16) together

I'm gonna get it together. It's not over yet.
17) else

There's no one else onboard.
18) ago

TWA Flight 847, hijacked five days ago by Shia Muslims,

1) oedipal

where she's old and hideous so he can escape his Oedipal impulses.
2) admirable

I'd like to bring up some other powerful, equally admirable women.
3) disgusting

The bathroom on that plane has to be disgusting by now.
4) embarrassed

You know, I've always been embarrassed by Bash's obsession with wrestling.
5) insecure

I was sober and insecure
6) sober

We're sober. I live in a halfway house, remember?
7) lebanese

and they sometimes bring us, uh, Lebanese food,
8) persian

Very funny. No, your sister left the Persian months ago.
9) insured

Come on down to that worthless property that you can't even get insured,
10) beneficial

Socially beneficial programming, part of our mission.
11) delicious

-and it's different, but it's delicious. -What's Lebanese food?
12) fancy

Why are you all dressed like fancy Mormons?
13) unavailable

I'm a sucker for non-threatening, unavailable men who compliment me.
14) explicit

we were very explicit about this.
15) excited

Well, I'm very excited, guys. All right? We'll talk soon.
16) surprised

You'd be surprised. It's a great slot.
17) broke

-You don't look poor. -He's not poor. He's broke.
18) animated

and a new animated show called Miyamoto Musashi.

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