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Seth MacFarlane
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so she can betray him, leading to a gunfight on the roof of an opera house.
Now I can make a woman quiver just by looking at her the right way.
Yeah, this is a snooze fest.
- Oh, God, Jim. Your niece's piano recital. - [ Gasps ]
Nice pun work, Wheels. Thanks, Legman.
You see what homeboy was packin' in his Speedo?
- Oh, God, Jim. Your niece's piano recital. - [ Gasps ]
Search her dresser for clues. I'll take the closet.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
There is, madam, the small matter of our fee.
I use her toothbrush to scrape algae from the inside of my bowl.
- [ Woman ] Halt! - Don't shoot.
the bikini thief is finally headed to jail.
You don't have the gut. I can "bad cop" better than you in my sleep.
And my heart has a cavity that only you can fill.
Has anyone seen my Shuffle? I can't find it anywhere.
Kevlar vest. Check.
Sure. I'll just go do my tai chi.
Oh, baby. Baby, you must have misheard me or misunderstood me.
Ja. I've been tangle in it since I was in Hayley's room.
You wanna do this the hard way, that's fine. I invent "the hard way."
I was just eating toothbrush corn. Then the fish scare me away.
I erase all your music and filled it with ABBA.
Maybe I'll reach out to a buddy of mine-- dirty cop, owe me a favor.
but I never laid around the pool having Meg Penner rub lotion on me.
Wow. Jim, your ability with the ladies never cease to amaze me.
I was on his heels as he pork our way through 200 miles of jungle.
If I smell at all like sex, it's because of Jim.
You were suppose to find my iPod Shuffle. Remember?
Nobody shoot my backup husband.
I knew he was lying. There hasn't been a good article on hip dysplasia in years.
There, there, Francine. I promise I'd be home in time...
What was that? A wisecrack. I'm crack wise.
It taste like mint, and sometimes I find food.
I was caught having sex with a man, and I'm being excommunicated.
The subject came up, and we decide that, if our spouses die,
You think Dr. Penner's approaching this as casually as you are?
I'm honored. I mean, I'll be sleeping with your wife someday.
Aw, for cryin' out loud! No, no, no, no, no--
[ Sobbing ] I'm trained for this. Step aside, please.
Exactly. That's who I would marry next. She's my backup.
♪ If it's true don't leave me all alone out here ♪
I know. But sometimes I think about if you didn't. And you know what?
the bikini thief is finally headed to jail.
It's almost over.
Wow. That is clever... and super crazy.
Well, actually, there's more.
usually get remarried right away.
Also, we lost communications with Stan 12 hours ago.
♪ Wonderin' if you're ever gonna take me there ♪
I thought they'd at least have a band or... juggling.
Aw, Francine, you know I'll always come back.
Wow. Jim, your ability with the ladies never ceases to amaze me.
Wow! Tex and Mex did it again.
They won't leave one fat fold unviolated. [ Whimpers ]
Are you kidding me? This is gruesome.
I make the wisecracks, but Roger can be sarcastic,
You are relieved.
I was jealous, so I tried to make you jealous.
when I'll take you out for a disappointing set-menu dinner...
for most spontaneous cross-Atlantic hot-air balloon trip?
Well, go in the lobby. You're being rude.
after I found out he was taking pictures of Steve while he was asleep.
Nothing more satisfying than solvin' a case.
His hips never stopped moving. It was magnificent.
Francine! Oh, I know why you're upset.
Your accident humbled you and made you grateful for every day you're alive.
But if you just can't stop thinking about this gorgeous mug,
Oh! You lost your damn mind, Jim?
I mean, that would-- that would just be weird.
Careful! Sorry. I'm a little rusty using the chair.
I mean, is that even attractive?