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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
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I know, have you ever seen cheekbone so-- Look out!
roast squab with a burgundy pine-nut reduction and truffle risotto.
And toasted brioche? Of course.
Anyone else get a boner when Akiko slapped me?
and I'm setting that weirdo straight.
Those chopsticks were carved from the femur of our great-grandmother.
Look at me. I'm a walrus. [ Wailing ]
roast squab with a burgundy pine-nut reduction and truffle risotto.
Just get your scraper, Darren.
Want a waffle?
Is this supposed to be hip? He was a murderer.
I'm tired of him walking around here like he's-- like he's King Poop all the time.
I was super hungover, and I wanted an adrenaline rush.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
No, ma'am. Only hot dogs until the day of the showdown.
Nitrate level in 'em is lethal.
Meet me in the bathroom, I'll drill a hole between the stall. [ Whirring ]
Another assassination season stuck doing inventory with Mitchell.
You're titillate, aren't you?
I'm sorry I acted like an entitle ass for the last 70 years.
There's the subsidiary. There's the branch of Food Co. that preside over Hotdog Hauss.
Those chopsticks were carve from the femur of our great-grandmother.
but you strut around like you're Mary, Queen of Scots, Brangelina and Jesus all rolled into one.
Strawberry Coors? It's something I invent.
Maybe he can't afford one. See, now I'm bum out.
because you insult him. [ Gopher Chitters ]
Anyone else get a boner when Akiko slap me?
Oh, Toshi's mother insist on using the hot dogs she bought.
that he's the one who owe me an apology...
And toast brioche? Of course.
Freshly bake cookies. Wow, thanks, Roger.
Well, I warn Toshi. You're blocking me. We're taking your car.
God, I come up with good ideas, and you needle me with questions.
I'm screw, man. I can't beat a tiny Asian boy at eating hot dogs.
Good. When I bend over to push the button,
[ Gasps ] You're lazy, you're a chubbo, you lie, you cheat,
Well, they're not here. They're someplace safe, someplace you'll never guess.
Freshly baked cookies. Wow, thanks, Roger.
If I accidentally eat any, my throat will swell up and I will die.
Don't say that. There are lots of things to do besides blow up Earth.
Apparently the ones I brought weren't good enough.
Too late, Stan. You've sealed your fate. And now--
Dinner's almost ready. I'm doing one of Rachael Ray's 30-minute meals.
I was super hungover, and I wanted an adrenaline rush.
You know, Stan, it's too bad. I actually liked Francine.
The alien inside is merely a crash-test dummy...
Anyway, everything will be okay as soon as I have this delicious--
Yes. Great, I'll come along.
Apparently the ones I brought weren't good enough.
so you never have to eat together again.
Anyone else get a boner when Akiko slapped me?
It would've been perfect a moment ago.
my ass will be the last thing you ever see.
[ Doorbell Rings ] I had Japanese great-grandma once.
Until now, Toshi has stoically tolerated your boorish jokes.
Nitrate level in 'em is lethal.
Why can't you send your pretend message to blow up Earth...
Probably something supervisory in the distribution department.
But I'm saving 10 minutes by not being all fake and smiley.
you eat all our food, you're a drunk, you never wash your wigs,
Anyway, everything will be okay as soon as I have this delicious--
It must be so obvious to everyone if you picked up on it.
Yech! Gross!
"Dear humans who discover this wreck, please disregard it.
Did you hear that alphabet humor, Arab guy?
Why do they make eye patches if not for that exact situation?
Each character represents an ancient Japanese ritual.
[ Screams ] amazing.
I was sent here on a top secret mission...
Oh, the poor thing.
Too bad he's probably dead.
Roger, shut up! The truth is you're nothing but a worthless sack of fat ass.