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Seth MacFarlane
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It's the largest cephalopod on earth.
That guy is a douche, yes?
[ Hayley ] And I need a ride to the headband store.
Every frat boy with a digital camera thinks he's a filmmaker now.
You're a tough, no-nonsense beet trying to survive Farmer Gary's evil garden.
So, how's the smut business, H.P.?
porn screenwriter extraordinaire.
and then your parachute opens.
Did you know I read that they bleach buttholes now, Steven?
Love it. Still waiting on that tuna melt, sweetheart.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
A carton of menthol lights, and I want you to make me look like Audrey Hepburn.
Come here, you son of a bitch bastard.
normal to the Northern Fleet submarine base at Polyarny."
I didn't order your life story. I ordered a tuna melt.
And deliver the sausage you ordered.
♪ I only know two chord so far ♪
I didn't order your life story. I ordered a tuna melt.
What about when the orgy rocket refuel in the space station?
Because I just froze four. Oh! Oh! No, one just thaw out.
I'm the pool boy slash pizza guy.
As the pizza delivery man emerge from his carriage and rings the doorbell--
Prank sensor activate.
Because I just froze four. Oh! Oh! No, one just thawed out.
It's settle. You're a team.
I assure you, there are two things I know--
Watching you swim.
That's dialogue. You just pitch dialogue.
Well, no one's gonna be invest in a monthlong intergalactic orgy...
- Please, Roger, no. - Of course, I suppose if that dog were to get a treat--
I realize, "Oh, God, no. I hate that."
I woke up from my nap, saw he wasn't as far along...
Oh, it came! I've been publish.
because that's gonna be throw at me.
♪ I bet that's something you could learn on the Internet ♪
I'll leave you alone. I promise.
He'd bark excitedly, alerting the family that his master was home.
So you will be losing your wife not physically, but perhaps emotionally.
Alphabetically by actor's last name.
- They'll definitely want in. - Oh, no way.
Your life will change forever.
It's now, it's modern. It's exactly what this script needs.
I'll leave you alone. I promise.
So you will be losing your wife not physically, but perhaps emotionally.
Can we sometimes meet for a snack?
This is what you're doing instead of spending time with your wife?
Almost like he doesn't want anyone to know he's home.
Actually, if you look closely, it says a million "doll hairs."
[ Francine ] As soon as your father gets home, he'll have time for you both.
Dick, these pills saved my life. I can't thank you enough.
I woke up from my nap, saw he wasn't as far along...
Could anyone else have played Colonel Mustard in Clue?
the greatest porn film I ever made.
Once again we beat the Russians.
Well, no one's gonna be invested in a monthlong intergalactic orgy...
Of course they support you. They're motherless idiots.
Well, no one's gonna be invested in a monthlong intergalactic orgy...
I'm on Martin Mull-- Underrated actor.
She's new here. Completely inexperienced, but eager to learn.
Just 24 hours of uninterrupted Beetman action.
"How Modern Geophysical Currents Have Affected the Migration Patterns...
You switched channels on me, you absurd madame.
Stan? Stan, you asleep?
She's new here. Completely inexperienced, but eager to learn.
if the ship's got insufficient fuel cells.
I'm feeling vulnerable.
A light, romantic comedy. Set in turn-of-the-century England.
You're a tough, no-nonsense beet trying to survive Farmer Gary's evil garden.
[ Gasps ] It's so obvious.
I'm really mad at Dad right now.
You're a tough, no-nonsense beet trying to survive Farmer Gary's evil garden.
Did she say there's a nuclear rabbit on her expedition?