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00:21:55
Seth MacFarlane
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Hey, Freckles, you wanna hear a joke?
No! You think I care what these drunken slob think?
As her godmother, I'll be there to support you all the way.
This is my girlfriend, Francine, and we had this baby out of wedlock,
If some little girl with a bruise on her cheek...
and don't whiz in the shower on her birthday.
Hope you can swim, weasel! [ Yelps ]
I just had a beer fart!
as long as they bring booze or girls!
Sweetie, you can do this.
I'm an embarrassment, but I need to work.
Sure, Stan took something extremely private and made it into a public spectacle,
Francine, you wanna jump in here? Anytime, sweetheart.
But it's a weekday. That's "once in a while on weekends" talk.
Oh, it's okay. They scored on the next play. Quarterback sneak.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
Do they have jokes in your country, or is it just sadness all the time?
I'd get in real close and whisper, "You have a loose hair, hellcat."
No, I know it's not a choice, and it still sicken me.
Francine embarrass you again, huh?
then passed out, woke up, puke and stumbled into the bushes!
Shattered our family, and here I am shaking his hand.
then passed out, woke up, puked and stumble into the bushes!
He just looked at me like he was envision all the guys I ever had sex with,
People were impress by how big they got. [ Groans ]
I swear that's the first time you've genuinely made me laugh.
Put $30 on it. That's what I feel like I owe.
Hello, I'm Roger. I like to pretend!
I got it! I know why Tank is react this way!
The offensive line clears a hole, he leap over the top, and he's short!
Thank God Stan burst in when he did.
Pepper is stolen.
Shattered our family, and here I am shaking his hand.
[ Laughs ] You're fun hammer.
Yeah., whistle a show tune, you drag queen!
Theismann pitch out to Bates. Bates comes around the end.
I swear that's the first time you've genuinely made me laugh.
♪ Say it loud and there's music playing ♪
Sure, Stan took something extremely private and made it into a public spectacle,
I have no idea. I just say stuff sometimes.
Finally make an honest woman out of me--
But deep down, you must have known, so this is a good thing.
two puzzle pieces that don't quite fit.
Especially The Bucket List.
♪ And it's almost like praying ♪
I'm just calling to tell you this'll all be over soon.
Terrible, is that the first couch ever made? Uh--
But it's a weekday. That's "once in a while on weekends" talk.
Everyone's always afraid to be the first one in the pool.
I mean, I try so hard and you try so little.
You know, Stan, she's the reason you never get invited to fancy events--
Looks like the health care bill is mired in the Senate again.
Nothing too big, just some boyish night poundings.
[ Laughs ] Yes, of course we will.
You're embarrassed of me. Admit it!
I now understand what a terrible epidemic underage drinking is.
who drink before the age of 15 will try an illicit drug.
You don't want Libby to grow up thinking being gay is something to be ashamed of, do you?
No! You think I care what these drunken slobs think?
Drink to dull your shame?
Your last name is very misleading given your tragic circumstances.
Your book was so inspiring, Mr. Mandela.
Ooh. That sounds delightful.
Your last name is very misleading given your tragic circumstances.
[ Kisses ] Our sex last night was so satisfying.
Terry, this is insane.
scared of the intimate man dance.
[ Woman ] Your daughter is gorgeous. Bone structure.
What? Oh, no, I was just having an out loud realization.
You know, Stan, she's the reason you never get invited to fancy events--
showing off that sophisticated neck.
A kid from Hebrew school told me about a guy named Warren...