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00:21:56
Seth MacFarlane
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- Oh, yeah! - Yea! I get to strap him to the waterboard!
[ Chuckles ] That's good. That's good. But that's not what was on the teleprompter!
This is what I'm supposed to play maniacally down in the catacomb?
this whole building will be blown to smithereens!
it's the first ever C.I.A. Telethon!
I just need to get away from all this negativity so I can concentrate.
You've given me a relaxed demeanor!
These riggings and catwalk are my domain! And Is am their master!
We have the biggest keg party this town's ever seen.
Piper claps-- Popper clops! Clops that pop your cloppers!
- What the hell was that genitals joke? - That's not what we wrote.
or those repo men will take away our torture equipment forever.
Sabotage? Oh, no!
Let's try that on the fart setting.
All right, Snake! The jig is up!
Well, until you tell the family this telethon was my idea, I've got havoc to wreak!
What a sweetheart. Talented, talented greaseball-- from Ohio!
Course he did it, and he said it was all his idea. Made me look like a total liar.
So anyway, what happened after you slather him in oil? Did he like that?
I said, "Jerry, how about you do a long, televise plea for money?"
[ Phones Ringing ] Stan, it's working! The phones are ringing off the hook!
Mark my words. This time, I will be avenge!
- The bomb is disarm! - [ Cheering ]
What if I invent something?
Hey, everyone! Look who just wander in...
Not so fast. I've rig the exits.
- That's what Jerry Lewis said right before he stole my idea. - You knew Jerry Lewis?
Well, someone must have mess with it.
Though my outward appearance may repulse thee, I assure you my intentions are most pure.
[ Roger's Voice ] "Dear Stan. Admit you're the liar, or my reign of terror will continue.
I've already destroy this telethon!
This is the very soundstage where we fake the moon landing.
You were suppose to say, "C.I.A. stands for Central Insanity Agency."
- What's he talking about? We always torture. - We can't afford it.
Oh, that? No, no. I was lying. I was never going to disarm the bomb.
We were looking for Roger when somebody hit me on the head. When I woke up, Steve was gone.
Sure, he can be beaten by amateurs, like that oddly proportioned fellow in the cape.
Luckily, I have a plan.
- [ All Laughing ] - He's simply not credible, and I am apparently.
or those repo men will take away our torture equipment forever.
Oh, my God! Stan, I know exactly what to do.
You know, sometimes torture doesn't go quite the way you planned. Let's watch.
Not true, folks. Fact is, C.I.A. actually stands for...
Godlike? I don't know if I'd go that far.
Not so fast. I've rigged the exits.
Good. We can still meet our goal. I just have to make sure nothing else goes wrong.
That spaceship sailed a long time ago!
it's the first ever C.I.A. Telethon!
♪ Funny but it's always the same ♪
Maybe we're working too hard.
Well, anyway, you'll never stop me!
But I'm not gonna be branded a liar again!
But do you know what the second-greatest nation is?
Live from C.I.A. headquarters in Langley, Virginia,
I think torture is barbaric and inhumane!
I think torture is barbaric and inhumane!
from their tree house in the Appalachian wilderness.
Though my outward appearance may repulse thee, I assure you my intentions are most pure.
- [ All Laughing ] - He's simply not credible, and I am apparently.
Oh. Really thought we were gearing up for a much more satisfying chase. But this--
You've given me a relaxed demeanor!
We need the money to fund official unofficial C.I.A. torture.
Honey, that's what you have to do after a man takes you to a fancy dinner.
by an armed stranger who failed the psychological test to become a cop.
Thanks, Roger. But I don't need your stupid telethon idea.
Snake, do you have information vital to this nation's security?
Stan, it's okay. So you're not an idea guy.
- You bastard! - You're mad at him for lying?
Francine, you must be so proud of your husband.
[ All Gasp ] They're using the money to teach inner-city kids...
You know, for when it's too bright out.
Though my outward appearance may repulse thee, I assure you my intentions are most pure.