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Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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You're gonna get out of this on a technicality?
And that's what deathbed are for.
- No anchovies. - With, uh, extra anchovies.
I saw this infomercial, and, um, I swear I have never...
No, it was pain-ful!
This whole breakup thing is just stupid.
But there was this stuff on leg-waxing, it looked amazing.
- Let's get some frozen yogurt. No.
Except for this mop.
My God, they should call it "Pain-zine, now with a little wax. "
Because their nerves are deadened from being so stupid.
If you knew that our hot, sweaty, writhing bodies were...
You're the one that bailed. You're the one...
And yet she was worth jeopardizing our relationship!
Okay. Okay, yeah. I would have been devastated...
- Why are you mop your ceiling? - Ugh, there's banana on it.
You'd be okay if Mark had kissed me and been naked with me...
And could you chop some up and put it right in the sauce?
I saw this infomercial, and, um, I swear I have never...
"Grasp the linen strip by its tab...
...that God only meant to be treated nicely.
I don't think we should listen to this anymore.
I just can't see us throwing away something we know is so damn good.
That, for all I knew, could last forever. That is a breakup.
I can't. You're a totally different person to me now.
Previously on Friends: - I don't feel like I have a girlfriend.
Exactly. So you didn't mention anything to Isaac?
Look, ugh, maybe we should just take a break.
We kind of broke up instead.
Which is probably what you should have done, huh? Heh.
I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry. I was disgusted with myself...
If you knew that our hot, sweaty, writhing bodies were...
How insane must I have been to do something like this?
Monogamy is too cruel a rule.
I've been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful.
...how dumb are you?
...and this morning I was upset...
Why not? I'm hungry.
- She was not good. - Horrible. Nothing compared to you.
I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing, okay?