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00:28:21
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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I'm talking about the kind that uses your dignity as a dishtowel
I put on this tiny negligee. It was so small I took it off my Latin Barbie...
A perfect dismount off her high horse.
to give Mrs Zuckerman a transvenous pacemaker one hour ago.
to wipe up any shred of manhood that might be stuck inside the sink.
and I told him to. Plus, there's rumour going around that you're a lesbian.
Sure, if a brother's got an itch, I'll scratch it, but...
You can call me a sucker. I don't care.
No offence, sweetheart.
It's Basic Instinct, Grandma.
you better tuck and go.
and dance for the puppet master.
Anyway, this one time, we were at the supermarket
Don't get me wrong. I'm not gonna give my boys a back rub.
All nurses and intern, let's gather round
he would gladly accept a handmade sweater
I asked my aunt, ''Who is this guy?''
See now, you even look sexy holding that slice.
because Kelso has volunteered all of you scut monkeys
It just soothe my soul.
I may have torment her from time to time,
I choke the last breath of life out of her long ago.
Things that wouldn't have bother you a week ago in a friendship
I get knock down but I get up again You're never gonna keep me down
When the Kelsonoviches settle in Monroeville, PA,
That is so mess up.
You only laugh at your own jokes. You never laugh at anything I do.
become so incredibly important when sex is involve.
Was it suppose to be a secret?
and half of the ones that get married get divorce anyway.
and tell me I'd look prettier if I smile more.
I know it seems rush, but five times
But, during the first game, I got all caught up,
under my pillow, I decide to become a nurse.
because Kelso has volunteer all of you scut monkeys
I suck at this.
become so incredibly important when sex is involved.
And out of nowhere, this fancy-looking guy comes forward
But since HMOs have made it virtually impossible
I'm telling you, we are so damn hot,
and tells everyone to step aside and give my mother some air.
And if you go ahead and listen very carefully,
I may eventually need a vagina transplant.
I rolled that damn thing exactly the way the video I bought told me to.
Sometimes I like a little sugar in my coffee.
Will they? Won't they? They finally do and they're happy for ever.
Instead, you'll be blabbering about your feelings,
And out of nowhere, this fancy-looking guy comes forward
I cannot believe you almost let me leave.
You looked surprised that you were actually having sex.
And that was kind of awkward, cos,
Good thing you came along. I've been on four since med school.
It's hard enough without everybody talking.
I don't tell this story very often,
and if she really was that bradycardic,
to the underprivileged kids in the community, blah, blah, blah.
that you aren't having whiny, neurotic, pale sex with each other.
I am sorry I made an insensitive statement about an ugly person.
And that was kind of awkward, cos,
You guys are just jealous
- No more repeating. - What happened last night was
relationships are so fragile.
Have you ever been more uncomfortable in your entire life?
When I got home, you were asleep, drooling like a sheepdog.
It's not as charming if you're mad.
that you aren't having whiny, neurotic, pale sex with each other.
I know she's grateful.
You looked surprised that you were actually having sex.
I rolled that damn thing exactly the way the video I bought told me to.
We shouldn't feel weird about this.
If you don't like something, say it. Why hide behind stupid jokes?
It's not as charming if you're mad.