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Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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So let's see if you've got the gobstopper to take the lead. Be me.
Let's get him a CT angiogram, stat.
Like scowl, growl... Movies with Andie MacDowell.
Yes, you are. Fortunately, though, your vitals are normal,
So while I drop an NG tube and do a gastric lavage,
Hey fella, what did I miss?
- No pulse in the lower extremities. - There were no signs of distress.
is the start of an aortic dissection and dammit, we caught it early.
- It's an aortic dissection. It's bad. - Tell surgery we're on our way.
while Susie Big-Rack is busting out of her niece's tank top.
You're worried the weave is so thin
- It sounds to me like a GI bleed. - It sounds to me like angina.
Carol, I know you think you look dashing in your navy blue scrub
Two hours and one CT later, I tell him he's got ischemic bowel.
- No pulse in the lower extremities. - There were no signs of distress.
but maybe you should avoid sushi from the Gas 'N' Go.
I'm the homeboy you screamed at to get my ghetto-mobile off the road.
right next to that salmon cable-knit sweater
I'm starving and need to take a bathroom break, which is why I'm dancing.
Let me see if this relieve the pain.
- How the hell did I miss that? - Damn, you're whip.
I'm the homeboy you scream at to get my ghetto-mobile off the road.
while Susie Big-Rack is bust out of her niece's tank top.
Are you counting the boil you lance yesterday?
Why isn't your time card punch out?
Do you remember when the Megazord was destroy?
The fluffy puppies killed three people. They ban from the OR.
It came free with the fill-up. Am I suppose to just throw it away?
In the immortal words of Daffy Duck, I demand that you shoot me now.
- Thanks. - I'll see you when you wake up.
I must have accidentally throw it out when I was cleaning up.
Well, I promise you, you'll have it.
Just avoid the shoulder bump, catch the elevator
Because she lost her stuffed pink doggie two days ago.
Well, what do you want me to do, Turk? I forgot.
I was looking at the butterfly that happen to land on them.
I don't mean that violently, I was just trying to turn a phrase.
They start their mornings with an oddly homoerotic ass slap.
I must have accidentally thrown it out when I was cleaning up.
Once that seemingly insignificant event happens...
Maybe so, but I started those things promptly at eight.
Second, everyone's day begins differently here.
Or even someone you barely knew at all.
Basically, I've had nausea and stomach pains for a couple of days now.
I know my opinion doesn't mean anything and I'm apparently useless
And let's face facts, the training bra has got to come off eventually.
You're absolutely right, baby and I apologise. Remember, do-rag.
Sometimes for the better.
which deep down you know isn't true because...
like me being on time and Dr Cox being late for a change.
By the way, as soon as we're married, you're out of here.
Unless your patient was lucky enough to fall into a CAT scan machine,
Two hours and one CT later, I tell him he's got ischemic bowel.
My head's going to melt when I say this, but Kelso's idea wasn't half bad.
Who could blame it? There they are all snuggly and safe and whatnot.
Two hours and one CT later, I tell him he's got ischemic bowel.
- It's an aortic dissection. It's bad. - Tell surgery we're on our way.
Why don't we just check in his custodial closet?
Once that seemingly insignificant event happens...
The fluffy puppies killed three people. They banned from the OR.
So while I drop an NG tube and do a gastric lavage,
In the immortal words of Daffy Duck, I demand that you shoot me now.
So I had this guy with vomiting and abdominal pain.
Now grab that elevator. But not without giving him his patented shoulder bump.
I know my opinion doesn't mean anything and I'm apparently useless
- You said I was too whipped. - I need you to be more supportive.
No. You mark my words, we will find that little girl's stuffed animal.
why don't you get an order on EKG with cardiac biomarkers.
Suddenly I'm getting the most intense headache.
Stupid home-made dolls.
- Does she have blonde hair? - No.
I believe that the most minor event,