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Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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- How are your chocolate chip flapjack? - Good.
The nursing home unload this gomer on us because they can't treat him.
Don't put your skivvies in the freezer. My Popsicles taste like fabric softener.
Once Dad left and Mom started marrying everyone that rang the doorbell,
- The audacity. - I know. But this is gonna be great.
- I'll have to resort to blackmail. - How we gonna blackmail Kelso?
An old person that takes up a room and doesn't have the common decency to die.
Hi, sweetie. Are you naked?
Surprising how Turk's 11 -year-old nephew sounds like him,
what did Peter Piper pick a peck of?
Sharon called me a cracker.
by gum, mister, you had better be by the phone, cos I might give you a jingle.
but if I ever do need to find out how to make a top-notch rum and coke,
The place where I moonlight pays pretty well. I can call them.
It's harder if your patient has dementia and can only say one word.
and robbing the bastard blind, they bounce him back to us.
To a total loser. This guy's making me move out of Mom's attic.
I've got a drug addict who'll say things will be different,
You love it that these kids idolise you. Johnny does.
I had reopen a door that I had successfully closed years ago.
I'm bum out about Elliot. I just needed someone to talk to.
I know. I have dreams where I staple your fingers to your face.
Kids of divorce swear they have the market cornered on family dysfunction.
Newbie. Did I just walk in on you mock an innocent patient?
Whenever there's an argument in my family, we pretend nothing happened.
Dr Brogan will be suspend without pay for one week,
- More whip cream, Christopher? - Bring it.
I can hear you there breathing.
and robbing the bastards blind, they bounce him back to us.
Ever. But he hang on your every word.
unlike Mom and Dad, who solve things with sex.
which got burn when instead of turning the oven off,
- What do you do? - I tend bar.
Don't put your skivvies in the freezer. My Popsicles taste like fabric softener.
You all suck.
and you respond by drinking my Baileys Irish Cream
Because you're my brother, I'm gonna put this nicely. Leave me alone.
Yet somehow you've found a way to beat that out of him.
My militant brother Jabari, formerly Bob,
- It's definitely not my little brother. - You know what?
I had reopened a door that I had successfully closed years ago.
My wedding's costing twice as much as I thought, and I need the cash.
Never, not in a million years, absolutely not,
Johnny, I know I don't say this nearly enough, but...
This is just exactly what's wrong with the whole system.
Because you're my brother, I'm gonna put this nicely. Leave me alone.
Make sure you're dry, otherwise you get a "tongue on the flagpole" situation.
Instead, why don't you just get the hell out of my life?
I'm worried, cos I think this marriage might actually stick,
- So much so that I have to go. - All right, buddy. I'll see you soon.
Johnny, I know I don't say this nearly enough, but...
I don't care how close you are. I'll call you later.
I've gotta scrape some cash together to see Sean.
I'm in love with a girl who's in love with someone else
Even though we're understaffed and underpaid,
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
and not in any kind of crazy or rambling sort of way,
You don't need to be embarrassed. It happens all the time.
My militant brother Jabari, formerly Bob,
my bipolar Aunt Leslie tried to shove her head in it.
That's just rude is what that is.
Newbie. Did I just walk in on you mocking an innocent patient?
then my hospital would be liable.
I'm a big fan of the tough-guy act, but let me tell you what I really think.
and robbing the bastards blind, they bounce him back to us.
Like when I came down to see you guys in med school.
What brings Dr Dorian's favourite gomer back to the hospital?
I think he's got something stuck behind his big sharp tooth.
Relax. I have a secret weapon.
Sweet kid. Smart kid. Becoming a doctor, this is all he ever wanted.
Just animals? Please, this dog is smart than most people.
I heard there's a bed in the on-call room. Ever get hot and heavy in there?