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Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Ur derp!
Perhaps he just needs some hemorrhoid cream.
♪ Hello, my ragtime gal ♪
And it's pretty thick molasses, too.
And Americans and Iraqis have an all-out brawl!
We just needed to get to the malfunctioning uplink relay.
Okay, go ahead. I'm all out of fart now.
and put them on an asteroid
Butt sex requires a lot of lubrication, right?
I can switch the polarity to see what transmissions
All right, go home, you little semen-puking, asshole dickhead.
I was being drug through a hallway.
How about a taco that craps ice cream?
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
It's a riot!
Let's call in the demolition crew
He's a doctor that specializes in your asshole, children.
The zebra try to get along with the buffalo.
Ooh, I'm starving. You Earthlings have haglar yet?
♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
When decode, it looks like this.
The Asians are really stew at the Russians.
I think we ditch 'em.
Kyle, I swear, if I didn't have a guy's hand up my ass right now,
No, because the aliens erase my memory!
He's a doctor that specialize in your asshole, children.
But I warn you... Nobody has ever gotten the executives
Dude, that's mess up.
How about a taco that crap ice cream?
I'm trap inside Helen Hunt's ass!
Translated into our language, it looks like this.
The aliens are chasing us!
that is being beam throughout the entire universe.
shoot back up inside your ass?
Ike tried to follow you to school, you kick him,
Well, I dreamt that I was lying in my bed, in the dark,
with ridiculously stupid plotlines and settings.
Afterwards, he'll probably have to burn his hand and bury it.
Perhaps he just needs some hemorrhoid cream.
There's even World War III to look forward to.
I've never quite seen this before.
we have recently come across an alien transmission
You mean you aliens actually enjoy sitting around
that are often fictionalized... Fictionalized to heighten drama.
and put them together on the same planet?
They usually come in a wrapper,
Okay, okay! Take the form of something else!
It stopped being funny 40 seconds ago, boys.
But it was one of the best times I've ever had.
I've never quite seen this before.
My Goddamn brother is trying to follow me to school again!
they might be sending them, too.
You mean you aliens actually enjoy sitting around
♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
We make intergalactic television programs
Well, today it's Salisbury steak with hot buttered noodles...
with sentient beings from the Horsehead Nebula.
Other than its monstrous size.
or else it starts to get stale
That's because I was having these bogus nightmares
it will become even more outrageous and violent.
and thought this form might be more pleasing to you.
Not on a Flakmar. Too crowded.
and beat your white, skinny alien asses anyway!
Oh, man, I am so wasted.
and tell us if you see anything abnormal.
when all of a sudden,
Cold, as in Alaska. That's where the polar bears...
it will become even more outrageous and violent.
This is only the second time we've ever been in outer space.
Weak!
And it's pretty thick molasses, too.