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Tom Kenny, Rodger Bumpass, Bill Fagerbakke
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I'm on a shopping spree,
Oh, I beg your pardon,
This is the only flaw.
Perfect censorship.
that will really knock your sock off?
It looks like the excitement of my artistic triumph
It looks like the excitement of my artistic triumph
for an artist of your magnitude.
This is the work of a true genius.
Don't look at my shame.
Oh, well, back to the dump.
Look at all this mess, SpongeBob.
Uncultured trash urchin.
Visualize the sculpture within.
Dude, you're teaching art at the rec center.
You take a bunch of old, ripped-up paper
Besides, you got the nose wrong.
He shall have fame.
Let it soak in.
Oh, I beg your pardon,
Then I erase some of the more detailed features.
I deserve that, too.
More like... Belongs in the Trash.
They only destroy.
I have decide to give you another chance.
Well, first I draw this head.
but I'd forgotten my manners.
Oh, how I have dream of this day...
These hands weren't mean to create.
who ever live!
It look like the excitement of my artistic triumph
So... you want to be an artist, eh, SpongeBob?
You know, between you and me,
You've got to be kidding.
I have see the sculpture within.
Oh, how I have dreamed of this day...
and I arrogantly shunned your lessons.
Someday, there will be a wing with my name on it
Besides, you got the nose wrong.
Otherwise you'll never get past amateur hour here.
Am I going too fast for you, SpongeBob?
You and me in school together.
who ever lived!
Oh, never mind.
Do it again.
Are you taking this art class, too?
I'll go down in history.
I don't even deserve to use your doors.
All right, SpongeBob, pay close attention.
Just do what you did before.
So, where's the teacher?
in the world's most prestigious museums.
Your search is over.
You can't just sculpt willy-nilly.
Uncultured trash urchin.
I am going to make you immortal!
in the world's most prestigious museums.
Bring me your huddled masses of bored housewives
There is nothing artistic about leapfrog.
I'm so excited about this...
Oh, it's so obvious.
I call it Bold and Brash.
Amazing detail.
Otherwise you'll never get past amateur hour here.
Then I erased some of the more detailed features.
A perfect circle?
Okay, since you're telling me you have no prior training,
I simply must find the artist responsible.
You're too late.
Oh, nice one, Squidward.
That's fine, but...
Well, that's a bit of bad luck right there.