Name: Squirrel Jokes
Released: 2018-08-17
Cast: Tom Kenny, Rodger Bumpass, Bill Fagerbakke

1) vertebra ( позвонок )

l mean, we're so dumb, we don't even have a vertebra!
2) ketchup ( кетчуп )

And what does that make ketchup?
3) waffle ( вафельный )

Wa... llet? Watch? Waffles?
4) mop ( швабра )

Mops, mop, mop.
5) shaker ( шейкер )

have you ever noticed salt shaker?
6) squirrel ( белочка )

Did you ever notice how big squirrel' teeth are?
7) sponge ( губка )

is a sponge!
8) flea ( блоха )

I guess flea need a home, too.
9) slice ( срез )

you chop them up into slice, but...
10) creature ( существо )

How could a creature
11) tooth ( зуб )

Did you ever notice how big squirrels' teeth are?
12) fin ( ребра )

KRABS: Put your fin together for SpongeBob SquarePants!
13) genius ( гений )

I'm glad that Sandy can finally see the genius of my comedy.
14) fur ( мех )

And what's up with that squirrel fur?
15) vegetable ( овощ )

What are they, vegetable or...
16) fork ( вилка )

FISH: Forks?! Come on!
17) dirt ( грязь )

if you spent three months buried in dirt.
18) pie ( пирог )

and get right to the part where I throw pie at you.

1) chop ( чоп )

you chop them up into slices, but...
2) knock ( стук )

You really knock them out!
3) smell ( запах )

What smell rotten
4) throw ( бросить )

and get right to the part where I throw pies at you.
5) warm ( теплый )

I got 'em all warm up for you.
6) spread ( распространение )

but it sure is spread like one.
7) spend ( провести )

if you spent three months buried in dirt.
8) guess ( думаю )

I guess fleas need a home, too.
9) hear ( слушать )

I guess you hear that one.
10) understand ( понимаю )

l understand exactly what's going on, SpongeBob.
11) thank ( благодарю )

Thank you, you're too kind.
12) mean ( значит )

I mean, you fill them up every night at closing
13) remember ( помню )

But clap slow, because remember, she's a squirrel!
14) feel ( чувствую )

Sandy, are you feel all right?
15) notice ( уведомление )

have you ever notice salt shakers?
16) put ( положить )

and put people to sleep?
17) run ( запустить )

Well, on my way over here, l ran into a squirrel.
18) start ( начать )

SPONGEBOB: And don't even get me start on starfish!

1) squirrely ( хитрят )

♪ Squirrely, squirrely, squirrely, squirrel. ♪
2) darn ( штопать )

Because they're so darn stupid!
3) exactly ( точно )

l understand exactly what's going on, SpongeBob.
4) finally ( наконец )

I'm glad that Sandy can finally see the genius of my comedy.
5) later ( позже )

I knew sooner or later, you'd understand.
6) together ( вместе )

KRABS: Put your fins together for SpongeBob SquarePants!
7) ever ( всегда )

have you ever noticed salt shakers?
8) sure ( уверен )

but it sure is spreading like one.
9) least ( не менее )

Well, at least I don't have to clean up my act!
10) once ( один раз )

We all gotta laugh at ourselves once in a while.
11) never ( никогда )

I never thought I could be a headliner!
12) again ( снова )

I think I'll do this joke night again
13) too ( слишком )

I guess fleas need a home, too.
14) around ( вокруг )

He's fooling around.
15) much ( много )

Thank you, thank you very much.
16) even ( даже )

You even done got me a vase.
17) right ( право )

Am I right?
18) where ( где )

and get right to the part where I throw pies at you.

1) squirrely ( хитрят )

♪ Squirrely, squirrely, squirrely, squirrel. ♪
2) indiscernible ( неразличимо )

the indiscernible Doogie Williams!
3) noxious ( вредные )

Um, noxious gas?
4) rotten ( гнилой )

What smells rotten
5) dumb ( тупой )

( gurgling ): Sandy! Dumb, dumb, dumb.
6) spectacular ( эффектные )

Ah... another spectacular performance, SpongeBob.
7) stupid ( глупо )

Because they're so darn stupid!
8) fantastic ( фантастический )

That was fantastic, boy!
9) sensitive ( чувствительный )

I was being a little too sensitive.
10) warm ( теплый )

Now, please give a warm welcome to our first comic,
11) slow ( медленно )

But clap slow, because remember, she's a squirrel!
12) smart ( умный )

you're the smart one at Bikini Bottom.
13) serious ( серьезные )

SpongeBob, this is serious.
14) kind ( вид )

Thank you, you're too kind.
15) bad ( плохо )

who spends so much time in the water smell so bad?
16) cheap ( дешевые )

They're so cheap, they can't even pay attention!
17) hard ( жесткий )

No hard feelings.
18) different ( разные )

people have been treating me different.

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