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Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Colonial bedsheet warmer,
Hello? Grimace from McDonald's?
hopeful excitement and suicidal pessimism!
as that lovable murderer of teenagers,
"Tough actin' Tinactin."
Waiter! Oh, waiter!
before Chris's big dance class recital.
Of course I do, sweetheart.
and that squirrel who comes by once a day to taunt you.
your poor table manners and your huge sense of entitlement.
The karate studio?
I was a real jerk to you.
Quahog's first organic supermarket opens this weekend.
I've been pounding the pavement for you, buddy.
Is that the bottom of a white pumpkin?
My goodness, look at you.
He picked a peach, didn't he?
It's his cousin's anus.
her life force was infuse into me,
JAMES: Being a famous movie star entitle me
Diane Simmons had just stab you in the back with a knife.
but I think some of it rub off on him 'cause now he's cool.
and her bicycle seat smell like strawberries.
Even though I was trick into leaving early.
I drag you out here,
and this is where you belong.
Peter, you've pitch me dozens of projects,
I quit my job, I left everything behind to come out here.
and all of them involve me playing a hayride driver.
Oh, I suppose.
and we need an actor for a small role that shoot tomorrow.
I've been pound the pavement for you, buddy.
Look, I appreciate your offer,
I repeat, this is not a normal dead person!
JAMES: I threw her out a car window at Nora Ephron.
Maybe I have been blind by my own stupid vanity.
And then stopped believing in me rather abruptly.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
I almost had one of you twice.
You see, life after Halloween 4 wasn't exactly smooth sailing.
My body was immediately taken to a Hollywood hospital,
sometimes being a big Hollywood star has its advantages.
I quit my job, I left everything behind to come out here.
but I'm not quite sure how you expect to do that.
It's almost like he's dating Lois. Yeah.
Is she nice? Yeah, she's really nice and super pretty,
being back out here makes me kind of nervous.
Not expensive enough!
and see if I can do better later in the night.
was usually just bit parts that didn't last too long.
I think she already moved on to someone else.
I mean, that's, like, my favorite movie ever!
Is he always this quiet?
How come you never did any more movies?
to topnotch medical care
and we think James is just the guy to do a serviceable job
as that lovable murderer of teenagers,
hopeful excitement and suicidal pessimism!
Well, we're making a mediocre action film,
Oh... I see what's going on here-- you're jealous.
Well, she's awful pretty-- I know that, Mom.
I have enormous psychological problems,
being back out here makes me kind of nervous.
You are gorgeous!
I thought you'd drive a fancier car. What? Why?
All you need is some fake hair
Hey, don't be so surprised.
and I just want to say, brilliant performance ever
It's my aunt's daughter. It's weird.
but I just didn't realize how tough acting is.
Maybe I have been blinded by my own stupid vanity.
That's okay, Dad.