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00:22:06
Rex Lee, Emily Osment, Jonathan Sadowski
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Where did you two lovebird honeymoon?
Okay, one more pothole
Did a small blonde girl drop off a rusty toyota tercel in here?
Well, as sweet, broke newlywed
( sniffs ) ah, get a whiff of that.
The transmission bands are shot, and the camshaft bearings are dust.
And don't ever have sex in the backseat."
( spits ) raccoon fur.
We went to the pari hotel in vegas.
That's right. We're just a couple of crazy hetero in love.
And I'm no crook, so I'll let you drive it off the lot for 10,000.
I told blondie she is gonna take a lot of work, man.
Sweetie, how about this? Let's take one more look
Okay? You love this car. This is your momma's car.
Are you putting on lipstick?!
Gabi, this guy's got us by the lug nuts.
Okay, the timing belt snapped, sent the valves through the piston,
About getting you a car and getting rid of that trash heap.
Oh, I don't know whether to be terrified
With the steering wheel that locks unless you jiggle it.
I swipe it before everything caught fire.
Guys, where's Gabi? I'm starving.
I remember how you pretend the rusted hole
I had 'em scrap it. Who's excited for power windows?!
I remember the time I was bore at a car funeral.
Oh, this remind me of the car I drove in college.
Uh, because I don't trust a car that's 40% stolen office supplies.
And buys me cars, but how dare you?!
Okay, the timing belt snap, sent the valves through the pistons,
You better pray that my car is still--
Which involve jumping out of it to save my life.
The transmission bands are shot, and the camshaft bearings are dust.
I realize how bad that sounds.
( chuckles ) oh, I bet you did.
Or excited at how well you guys just pull that off!
The way my mom taught me, by baking.
Because it's actually incredibly roomy for a compact?
Well, yesterday you said you treat her differently because her life's a mess.
You're damn right. Where there's smoke,
Apparently, being a responsible adult around here gets you nothing.
Finally we're alone.
Finally we're alone.
Gabi is almost an hour late. Josh is gonna be mad.
Gabi is almost an hour late. Josh is gonna be mad.
Oh yes, 'cause that's super different.
Because it's actually incredibly roomy for a compact?
- Do you think it's because they slept together? - No!
Don't worry. I'll figure something else out.
Oh, don't worry about it. That broke a while ago.
And don't ever have sex in the backseat."
But she sure looked pretty all lit up like that.
The customer's always right.
I don't know why you never want to drive with me.
I thought I'd never see you again.
A beautiful streetwise diva.
I remember how you pretended the rusted hole
Sir, you should be ashamed of yourself.
- Before you make this rash decision. - No no no!
No, stop. This is ridiculous.
To my beloved car.
I find it to be charming.
That actually might be the heated seats.
I'm grateful for all the years that we had together,
About getting you a car and getting rid of that trash heap.
I had 'em scrap it. Who's excited for power windows?!
But you have to be careful because the horn works.
Ah, well, there might be. There's a loose wire in the dash.
You're a grown woman.
It's okay, it's just some leaves or...
- Is something burning? - ( sniffing )
And that we all made it out alive before she went up in a ball of fire.
Wait, you're mad at me?