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00:21:10
Seth MacFarlane
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No one's more unincluded thank the camera guy.
I'll have the tuna tartare with quail egg,
Oh, my God! I had a tracheotomy!
WHAM: ♪ Jitterbug ♪
She practically dry-humped your turd of an order.
I'll have the ricotta and egg raviolo
SNOT: Steve!
and, um, the risotto, and a glass of red wine.
because I was looking the other way because of nacho?
Did one of you guys just break a beaker?
We gotta be outcast again, both of us.
It'll be for kids like us -- the dork and nerds.
WHAM: ♪ Jitterbug ♪
I guess I'll have the beet salad,
if you're an awkward outsider as a kid,
Don't even make a ripple.
Maybe you're a bum by choice, you know?
♪ From the chandelier ♪ BOY: Check out Steve-o!
and are behead together in Times Square.
(electricity hums, glass shatter)
I vow never to speak to a woman again.
And together, we invent the time machine.
Ever done it in an abandon Eastern Bloc sports arena?
I...I didn't do anything cool, I swear.
Mine was inspire.
Long time ago, I spill a drink on this girl, Becky,
and she scream at me.
No matter what we do, future me is doom.
and noticed that Mertz stole one of our time machines.
Sounds to me like you boys deserve your moment
Once again, we're being socially reward
I assure you,
A second ago I was blast my abs at the gym
We're finally invite to a party with the cool kids.
Someone pee in there.
I bet Mertz was that janitor in Bobby Freeze!
She practically dry-humped your turd of an order.
Sexually Curious Homeschooled Girl Lolo Fuentes?
briefly overthrow the U.S. government,
Sounds trivial when I say it out loud,
♪ ...on going solo ♪
No, no, absolutely no!
You knew exactly the game we were playing!
There's Becky standing all alone.
We're finally invited to a party with the cool kids.
No! Never leave a friend behind.
♪ But I should've been with you instead ♪
No, dorks are often quite good-looking.
Even though you're super awesome,
It's actually a little chilly.
someone will be along to take your coat.
It better be worth it for us later on.
No, dorks are often quite good-looking.
and are beheaded together in Times Square.
We may be unincluded,
(Club music playing, indistinct conversations)
And the kids who are both stupid and unattractive.
we've been inseparable for like 30 years.
if you're an awkward outsider as a kid,
Sounds trivial when I say it out loud,
Don't do anything memorable.
The deaf kids!
Sexually Curious Homeschooled Girl Lolo Fuentes?
That was weird.
No, but be careful!
Tough order to follow. Bed shitting potential is high.
And the kids who are both stupid and unattractive.
No one had ever seen a blind guy drive so straight.
Just make your usual zero impact on people.
Um, anything that's not too expensive.
but even I can tell you're being smooth.
and keep my hands warm on my walk to --