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00:21:10
Seth MacFarlane
53
I'm missing my PSATs right now!
I was in a rut, Francine. You get that.
since I lost my frisbee in that scary bush.
This place smells like fart, anyway -- or it's about to.
Hayley, did you remember to bring my lapel pin?
And I forgot about that vow for a long time
Uh, yeah. Beep, beep. Let's go.
♪ I was hammered on bourbon as I took a turn ♪
My bedtime story that night
There were so many on top of the dresser.
I've been tracking the terrorists' cellphone chatter,
♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪
These are the steroid officially endorsed
A shower thermometer?
But now it's back with a vengeance.
Rag, take me away. (inhales deeply)
so he can work off his aggression in isolation.
BRO: Neiderhoff!
And that day, I vow that if he ever made anything,
and I spoil everything in five minutes.
♪ Well, my dad just spat 'em right into my ear ♪
♪ Then ditch the car as my passenger burned ♪
These are the steroids officially endorse
-We're curse to live forever! -We're curse to live forever!
I did. He tore it up. That's how critical he is.
How dare you not dive in front of the proof book to protect it.
This place smell like farts, anyway -- or it's about to.
♪ I was hammer on bourbon as I took a turn ♪
The whole book is destroy.
Francine, I quit college to focus on my new passion --
That was suppose to be a smoke pellet.
♪ Then ditched the car as my passenger burn ♪
like you were plot to take someone down,
So for father's day, I drew him a picture of our beach.
since I lost my frisbee in that scary bush.
And I forgot about that vow for a long time
I thought I heard you say something pointedly,
Every year, Bullock goes overboard with the steroids.
You burned too brightly for this world.
All day, you've been silently judging me.
-We're cursed to live forever! -We're cursed to live forever!
I will be absolutely ripped for my July spread.
not during the kidnapping thing earlier
Oh, I almost forgot.
Actually, I host this singer-songwriter night... Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
holds my entire vision inside.
but I hope you're motivated enough to handle it.
Not so fast.
And look at you now -- driving someone else to college.
And that day, I vowed that if he ever made anything,
I do. You know, once, I was in --
my dad would always take me to the same beach.
You know, if you tried hard in high school,
or you'll never live it down.
I just felt so aimless.
That's how sarcastic I'm being.
This mall has remained untouched since the '80s.
I'm happy for you, but I'm also a little jealous.
And how disappointing I've been?
but I hope you're motivated enough to handle it.
I've been really impressed.
You never owned a satin credit-card jacket. I know.
It's an enormous expense.
♪ My dad and I have had rough patches ♪
Mom, that's not funeral behavior.
and it's sad you've never been able to see that.
I thought this was a stupid choice when you said it,
That was just my fun way to give you some exciting news.
As per usual,
And I'm proud of you.
How dare you not dive in front of the proof book to protect it.
Your daughter is already amazing,