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00:21:10
Seth MacFarlane
115
I had to fight the kidnapper away.
(camera shutter clicks, whir)
Hmm. Bit of a shutterbug, I suppose.
to the utensil station,
There's a stinky, hairy ogre in the room?
You were a sweetie-cutie- baby-honey-pie.
and then the jelly down to a broth,
Wait. Remember what the salesman said
I want a mermaid key chain!
(cheers and applause, upbeat theme music playing)
♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪
♪ Rumble, tumble, strawberry shake ♪
but my pursuit of perfection was not totally in vain,
♪ Girls go to Mars to be superstar ♪
and I went home with a gut full of hard pork.
♪ We made a getaway 'cause Hayley's hard to take ♪
All right! The roast is finally done.
(camera shutter clicks, whirs)
It was my work in that area that cement my tenure
The bone! All that flavor trap in the bone.
Snap out of it! Snap out of it!
(chuckles) She laugh and probably forgets
I quit! I quit not smoking!
Ugh. Now I suppose everybody has to listen to a thing.
Look at this. i-I'm smiling in every picture.
Oh, children are more sexual than we realize.
'Kay, promise you'll never take it off?
of how I describe them?
(chuckles) She laughs and probably forget
Roger, we can't have a grow woman
God, what happen to me?
I guess 'cause drugs.
She eat everything, and she lets me dress her up
Sorry, Jeff, but Hayley seem to be
Not forever, but, yes, until she die.
is what broke happy Hayley the first time,
That's an awfully small place for a seal to live.
and brutally killed a seal, but not just any seal.
Luckily, I'm ready.
Babe, that'll never happen. I got nowhere else to go.
Joe Chandler, you perfectly sane genius.
Oh, I just wanna love her forever!
This pork isn't coming out until it's absolutely perfect.
And is it, like, exactly the opposite
I gotta share this pork with my friends immediately!
With perhaps maggoty undertones?
All right! The roast is finally done.
Yet it leaves something behind.
Almost.
Actually, that's not true.
and I'm kind of freaking out.
but keep a little bit of happy Hayley inside.
Hayley usually keeps track of how long I sit.
Babe, that'll never happen. I got nowhere else to go.
Whoa, look, her 7th birthday party.
Being opinionated doesn't make me a downer.
♪ Am I delirious or do you want a cheesecake? ♪
(normal voice) And now I'm indifferent to you.
(cheers and applause, upbeat theme music playing)
Furry. Almost moving?
Joe Chandler, you perfectly sane genius.
Oh, no. Happy Hayley, my mortal enemy.
It's a very delicate procedure. I'll need total silence.
If we can just show her that the world is unfair to animals
Metallic, maybe?
Look at these poor, sweet, gentle creatures.
I promise. I've been meaning to get rid of my old one.
Just anything innocent.
So, babe, I'm just curious.
I'm from outer space, Jeff. I can do lots of cool shit.
It's weird, but I don't remember any of this.
And is it, like, exactly the opposite