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00:21:10
Seth MacFarlane
33
This bozo's right back where he started.
I'm the one taking dumps in the urinal!
Those pencil pusher finally got something right.
heretic's fork, metal spanker, anal-tarring brush.
My Insane Clown Posse t-shirt.
There's been an outbreak of conquistador measles,
We have a picker!
Whoa-ho-ho!
Now go on and get felt up by a delinquent.
until you were at the brink of death?
then sold your plasma and semen
-He was a coward! -He was a traitor!
You're the best liar I know. I need your help.
♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪
♪ Great Milenko, wave your wand ♪
You'll never see a dime of his pension.
And the crust is a sewn-in pillow.
No, you're built to be a jerk!
I feel like I undersold Bone Day.
(all chant "Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!")
These are the same hands that choke Lisa Bonet
And the crust is a sew-in pillow.
I didn't know if I was impress him or not,
I swear to you, Smith,
of which I appoint you the sole member.
I declare prima nocta!
a video of her getting her nipples pierce.
How dare you cry for this man?
in a position of power smell like a bad recipe to me.
We're gather here today to honor a man,
I refuse to live like this!
No! You just blame it on someone else.
They weren't destroy!
You're my number-two suspect.
You were suppose to find my missing kid!
By tying himself up and being shot several times
like the time Dick accidentally created feline AIDS,
Conquistador measles doesn't infect the sexually immature.
not for him, and definitely not for --
But you have to listen carefully,
No. Unfortunately I don't, tonight of all nights.
eventually the stones turn on you.
which have effectively taken Duper out of the game.
And Katie's -- Katie's absolutely essential?
Sorry, sorry. I'm -- I'm truly sorry.
still extremely available for a steal.
And that's exactly what's gonna happen.
Those pencil pushers finally got something right.
This may seem forward,
Smith, are you quite sure?
Stan, are you working late again?
I super love my mom, too.
That's -- That's actually a good idea.
and just kind of went into it.
so I used you, a sexless good boy,
but if you leave no stone unturned,
Shh! You're -- You're delirious with grief.
into a horrible, grotesque monster.
I'm bloody outraged!
like the time Dick accidentally created feline AIDS,
Now, I'm no chef, but an unpredictable man
So, you didn't bring a gift, led a fraudulent investigation,
Boy, your parents are super rad.
My Insane Clown Posse t-shirt.
Beloved husband, devoted father, and...
The gentleman angle.
with brutal honesty right now!
but I was a little nervous about this.
But I never imagined what would happen to the innocent ones.
Beloved husband, devoted father, and...
Now, here are a few crucial phases
of which I appoint you the sole member.