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00:21:10
Seth MacFarlane
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You were the biggest misfire of my career!
Got to love that Nevada razzle-dazzle.
Is it "shard"?
for threatening the cameraman. That's preposterous.
Let's go find a memento to share.
all the same interests -- Scotch and cigars with the fella,
Now you're gonna have to buy a second headband
REPORTER: It is absolute carnage out here on 95.
You kill us all with your arrogance, Stan!
You just turned off the receptionist's computer.
is "Bathtub Gin" by Phish live at Red Rocks.
My Burt Jarvis persona ran for -- and won --
That's why it's called "mob mentality," not "mob stupidity."
♪ Well, 'cause you, ooh-ho, hoo-ooh, ooh-oo ♪
♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪
all the same interests -- Scotch and cigars with the fellas,
Plus, they just opened a spaghetti place
or scuba dive in from the sewer, or --
I don't go to the game to be arouse.
Just the word "mob" evoke such fairness and justice.
I'm "mysteriously missing and presume dead."
but it does not include drinks, so I abandon the character.
They remind me of uncircumcised penises.
They're not gonna be dump in the open, Roger.
Haven't you heard the phrase "opposites attract"?
He just duck down in the bushes.
Your husband assault an innocent kiss cam operator.
They're clearly hung up on some guy who's not feeling it.
to our community, and I'm shut it down.
He got himself ban for life.
What?! I was gone two minutes and you invite Hank over?
Your parents are getting divorce.
I realize that Francine and I don't have any common ground.
Hey, I recognize you.
I threw up, but the cookie blocked it.
He got this stadium hornier than I ever could've imagine.
I mean, I'm barely getting by --
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have somewhere I need to be.
Don't you see? You're growing apart.
Okay, you know how it feels like we've been here forever?
You think you can be on the kiss cam twice?
A noble undertaking indeed.
It's not safe to ride alone.
Oh, look who finally pipes up.
just too precious for me to leave behind.
Cool. I actually have a full day of campaigning to do.
Excellent. Let's hang out soon.
Oh, your gigantic smile is thanks enough.
Yeah, how do you think he got here so fast?
Or...or...we're growing even closer together.
and then everything else will fall into place!
♪ Baby, seems we never ever agree ♪
Well, at least you didn't pull Martinez after 80 pitches.
He hasn't even hit our section once.
are abuzz about my article.
They remind me of uncircumcised penises.
Oh, and supercharged snowmobiles.
Hey, buddy! You and that fascist are on the kiss cam!
Oh, your gigantic smile is thanks enough.
the most influential politician in Nevada.
Yeah, I'm -- I'm bored just saying it.
authentic jersey, glove for foul balls,
Use that magnificent tongue, Stan!
81 bald eagles?
Your husband assaulted an innocent kiss cam operator.
just too precious for me to leave behind.
authentic jersey, glove for foul balls,
There's not gonna be any damn playoffs!
Look at me and Jeff. We couldn't be more opposite.
That was a triple play, which means Arby's has to donate
A noble undertaking indeed.
But mostly I'm sad.