New here? Create a new Account
Move to the previous cue
Move to the next cue
Increase size of captions
Decrease size of captions
Translate current cue
00:21:10
Seth MacFarlane
47
(crunch) what an ingrate you are.
get a word in edgewise, is she?
Can someone toss me a tecate? -I'll tell you
Complimentary order of shrimp enchilada. Mwah!
What do we need a weatherman for anyway?
until her beeper gets out of the shop.
Chomp, chomp. (chuckle)
Bursting with turd tonight.
Ah, the perk are nice, but remember --
than eating 16 burrito a day,
I think your love of the limelight
Ha! It's the banter!
weather event unleashing multiple funnel clouds.
So, I had the sassiest waiter the other day.
(chuckle) Looks like those gator
♪ What angel or genie ♪
Dylan, that you are a liar.
♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪
Now, talk to me, you sicko!
The gators are gettin' spook!
Dickie was around when the oak tree was invent.
This is just some model who pose for a picture in 1994.
dump him and left town to follow 311 on tour.
I admit, I do miss Terry as a life partner,
You're the one who belong behind that desk, not me.
Lives were destroy.
helping me, because me quit!
I don't see why you're so hung up on Dylan, anyway.
Well, I wouldn't exactly call it lying,
I burn down my school in chemistry class.
I never realize being the husband
Without us, people making dinner won't know who's been murder!
I bet you were quite the fire-starter.
I've craft my own narrative
Well, I finally caught "Step Up: All in"
Sometimes I forget (tearfully) that he's gone.
or even, possibly,
didn't exactly warrant a spit-take.
Sometimes I forget (tearfully) that he's gone.
We've finally got a new weather guy
I just know deep down,
Actually, it was Supermouth.
We need to get 'em back together
'cause I got nothing else to do.
Guy's been a mess ever since Terry
At least, that's what I do for friends.
♪ I once wished a wish ♪
We always poke fun at Dickie, sure,
I never realized being the husband
So we're going to go live to Greg Corbin
My school experience was pretty flaming, too,
Of course, that was back when it was okay
Dickie was around when the oak tree was invented.
You just seem so down ever since Terry left.
Oh, my God, a category-6 subpolar tornado-cane,
He was deadweight, ratings poison,
cataclysmic superstorm to cover.
Large, supple, breast-like pectoral muscles.
What makes a reporter, journalistic integrity?
the macho lady-killer we all think he is.
Large, supple, breast-like pectoral muscles.
So, I had the sassiest waiter the other day.
The sane thing to do is
I-I looked it up online and it is reversible.
Oh, that's ridiculous.
It's insane to have a crush
inside your rotten little mouth.
But it sounds boring. I'm gonna be bored.
It's so dumb. You try to figure out
But barring that, I would get rid of the snake room
In a stunning development,
♪ I'm so excited ♪