Name: The Holdout
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) goop

What? Malory, the whole thing about me using his goop was your idea.
2) moshi

WOMAN [ON PHONE]: Moshi moshi. Ah.
3) millionth

For the millionth and last time, we do not have mini-bottles.
4) urinal

I'll catch up. I gotta run in here quick and grab some urinal cakes.
5) overlord

And how are your new overlord?
6) cakewalk

This is a cakewalk for a real spy.
7) platypus

I wanna say a platypus, but I'm not sure if that's an accurate analogy.
8) dossier

You should be receiving a mission dossier, well, now.
9) gasp

[ELEVATOR DINGS AND ALL GASP]
10) fascism

No, against fascism. And that was... Ah!
11) guerrilla

The guerrilla. They will kill me. Let me go.
12) dope

And if you two dope didn't screw up this $10 million renovation...
13) poop

...on which, I think we both know, you smeared some poop!
14) baht

God, okay, final offer, 10,000 baht, some of which has blood on it.
15) spoiler

Well, unless you wanna swim there, which, spoiler alert, you can't.
16) mule

Miss Archer looks like a mule kicked her in the face.
17) archer

ARCHER: Stop!
18) cereal

Oh. Oh, I don't know. Some cereal. It's supposed...

1) exclaim

[SHOUTING CONTINUES AND KEN EXCLAIMS IN JAPANESE]
2) shriek

[MALORY SHRIEKS AND BABY COOS]
3) puncture

First of all, Lana, I didn't waltz in here, not with nine broken ribs, a puncture lung...
4) squeak

Jeezy-petes, this drawer squeak exactly like the old one did.
5) redo

We redid everything exactly like it was before.
6) smear

...on which, I think we both know, you smear some poop!
7) slit

...or try to sneak up on me and slit my throat?
8) resemble

And some of which merely resemble it.
9) evolve

Organizations change. They evolve. They grow.
10) owe

You owe us a hundred thousand baht.
11) scream

[THUDDING AND ARCHER SCREAMS]
12) smell

No, it's a stroke. I... I smell toast.
13) patrol

Many enemy soldiers patrol the jungle.
14) punch

I punch the coordinates in the GPS...
15) screw

...and if you screw it up, there won't be a second one, so listen up.
16) quit

I would be, if you quit jumping around.
17) ace

...I mean jealous, because I ace the mission. What?
18) shut

Oh, shut up. Hey.

1) casually

...and then waltz in here like you never left and casually say hi.
2) literally

Huh? Oh. Oh, yeah. Like, literally, the day after the war ended...
3) besides

Besides, I'm not a CIA schoolgirl.
4) obviously

...when, obviously, you meant "first-class luxury commercial airliner."
5) exactly

CHERYL: It's exactly like it was.
6) finally

The tide of war in the Pacific is finally changing...
7) super

...or super uncool Pearl Harbor Japan?
8) actually

No, they're really small now. I think you guys actually did that.
9) kind

It's a telephone, kind of, that talks to outer space and also, uh... Shit.
10) enough

Hmph. Join the club. But for God's sake, six weeks is long enough.
11) though

Still, though.
12) far

It's too far. You're gonna need my help.
13) together

No, American and Russian and Chinese are fighting together for communism.
14) usually

Things just usually work out for me.
15) ago

I'm listening. Two days ago, an American spy plane...
16) least

At least give me the gun.
17) once

To wit, once again, you're off on one of your usual self-pitying benders.
18) never

Yeah, but... And now you have the chance I never had...

1) thudding

[THUDDING AND ARCHER SCREAMS]
2) uncool

...or super uncool Pearl Harbor Japan?
3) pubic

Um... I was actually looking at your pubic hair.
4) rhetorical

I... Wait, was that rhetorical?
5) ouch

You think? You think ouch, do you?
6) incapable

Or is your entire generation physically incapable of doing that?
7) sober

Yes, so sober up and get a bunch of penicillin shots...
8) relieved

My orders were to defend this island from the enemy until I was relieved.
9) jealous

...I mean jealous, because I aced the mission. What?
10) sneak

[GROANING] Sneak attack. Typical.
11) onboard

The pilot ejected, but without the onboard computer.
12) mortal

...the U.S. and Russia became mortal enemies.
13) dumb

The look on your dumb face.
14) upset

MALORY: Well, yes, but you can hardly blame Sterling for being upset.
15) parental

...oh, my God, in any sort of parental role for Abbiejean...
16) curious

Which, again, curious as to why you put Pam and Cheryl in charge.
17) excited

Why'd you run away when you were excited about being a father when A.J. was born?
18) damn

Why don't you go read the damn dossier? Read about the communist insurgency.

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