Name: The Archer Sanction
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) seviche

You poisoned us. With that stupid seviche nobody asked you to bring.
2) crevass

...and hundreds of crevass that can swallow entire climbing parties in a split-second.
3) serac

Unstable serac, frequent avalanches...
4) crevasse

I sent her down into that crevasse, then went down and broke her neck for her.
5) blarney

Save the blarney for the Colleens, Paddy.
6) radish

What are you...? Is that a radish?
7) genitals

It's the only way to keep Ray's genitals away from mine.
8) peppermint

Hot cocoa, dark crème de cacao, hint of creme de menthe, and peppermint schnapps.
9) ledge

I can't see her. There's a ledge. Hang on, I'm coming.
10) assassin

The target's an assassin, Lana, not a king or a pope or a vice-pope.
11) dime

The weather's good now, but it can change on a dime.
12) blizzard

We've got a blizzard rolling in on us right now. There's no time to descend.
13) assassination

So it's not assassination. It's just an extrajudicial killing.
14) crust

...but there's four feet of new wet snow on top of the ice crust.
15) vibe

Keep it handy. I'm getting a majorly weird vibe from, um...
16) rash

Because if the rash came back, she needs to... Shut up, please?
17) bastard

The poor bastard rip off all their clothes and run out into the snow.
18) sack

And two bivvy sack. But that's okay, because it's gonna hit 70 below...

1) abscond

So not only do we not know who the target is, now your mother has abscond with my child.
2) mope

I don't live on the sidewalk, you mope. Take them upstairs.
3) infiltrate

Okay, so tonight we infiltrate this swanky climbing party.
4) skim

For your information, Lana, I skim it.
5) asshole

You sure? They were neutral, you asshole!
6) swear

Seriously, I swear to God, somebody, please, come in here and kill me.
7) whip

Only I'm not getting whip with a fan belt.
8) oppose

As oppose to? P.M. Dawn?
9) poison

You poison us. With that stupid seviche nobody asked you to bring.
10) dare

One in every seven climbers who has dare to climb die Totenspitz has paid with his life.
11) hang

CHERYL: Make me, and also hang on.
12) shut

Lana, hush. Yeah, shut up.
13) suppose

MALORY: You haven't the foggiest idea what it is you're suppose to be doing.
14) throw

We thought you threw up.
15) bet

Sorry? Is I bet the sound an avalanche makes.
16) bang

So will your feelings be super-hurt if I bang him?
17) assume

I assume on the back of my toilet. What, Lana? Look at all the shit I had to pack.
18) spread

Everybody stay put, keep the weight spread out.

1) pathetically

...so that when she's not pathetically trying to make me jealous...
2) shamelessly

What, shamelessly flirt with him? Was it obvious?
3) literally

And literally the most fattening thing in the entire goddamn fridge.
4) somewhere

Well, I assume somewhere else.
5) obviously

And since you obviously didn't read the mission dossier...
6) possibly

How could you possibly be that excited to be in a fricking avalanche?
7) extremely

Well, we've got an extremely difficult climb tomorrow, guys...
8) exactly

And exactly what are you doing with those bags?
9) sometimes

You see it sometimes with severe hypothermia.
10) otherwise

Bowel or otherwise. Wh...?
11) instead

So instead of antagonizing the person responsible for our safety...
12) actually

Although actually, yes, how is A.J.?
13) else

Well, I assume somewhere else.
14) ever

Just like ever car trip I ever took with Mom and Daddy.
15) least

Well, now, let's just hear him out at least.
16) hard

How hard can it be?
17) never

And you never let the dead jeopardize the entire party.
18) again

Ireland? Again, I'm actually Canadian.

1) shriveled

...to hopefully find a crying baby clinging to her dead and shriveled body...
2) extrajudicial

So it's not assassination. It's just an extrajudicial killing.
3) fattening

And literally the most fattening thing in the entire goddamn fridge.
4) teutonic

MAN: Teutonic butts CHORUS: Teutonic butts
5) paradoxical

No shit, they're naked in the snow. It's called paradoxical undressing.
6) gaping

Gaping asshole. Because I don't know what your plan was with that gun...
7) jealous

Little jealous? Little bit, yeah.
8) harmless

Oh, he's harmless, just tell him...
9) inevitable

But only as an inevitable consequence of the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact...
10) unstable

Unstable seracs, frequent avalanches...
11) sudden

Nothing. Just don't make any sudden movements.
12) soviet

...and the Soviet invasion of Bessarabia.
13) excited

How could you possibly be that excited to be in a fricking avalanche?
14) crucial

Lana, wait. I just remembered a crucial detail about the target.
15) frequent

Unstable seracs, frequent avalanches...
16) neutral

You sure? They were neutral, you asshole!
17) damn

Maybe call Malory on the sat-phone and find out who the damn target is.
18) weird

LANA: I don't know, it just feels weird. ARCHER: That's just the altitude, dummy.

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