Name: Edie's Wedding
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) whoop

Big whoop, hang her in a bear bag.
2) diuretic

So diuretic? And watch this, there's a sundae bar.
3) tracksuit

Hey, tracksuit, if anybody's gonna choke my sister's bitch neck...
4) wart

Goddamn, son-of-a-cyborg bitch. What, he give you anal wart?
5) waffle

Who want waffle?
6) waiter

BARRY: Said the dumb waiter. Get it, Archer?
7) trough

So just a mile long trough of grain getting rained on all the damn time.
8) snail

While you run around the woods eating snail and beetles.
9) bullshit

I'm Archer, uh, Pam's boyfriend. Bullshit, my asshole.
10) bastard

Because what kind of sick bastard travels with duct tape and rope?
11) calf

It was calf's blood.
12) archer

ARCHER: You're kidding. How either, in this universe, or any of its infinite parallels...
13) asshole

The whole town thinks you're a giant asshole for moving to New York City.
14) duct

Because what kind of sick bastard travels with duct tape and rope?
15) dummy

Hey, dummy. How did you get...?
16) ounce

So for every ounce that goes in, an ounce gotta go out.
17) vin

...I get all you can eat prime rib and bottomless vin rouge.
18) elevator

...behind the goddamn grain elevator" Olerud.

1) chug

When? When you were chug balls behind whatever gay strip joint she hired you at?
2) kidnap

He kidnap your sister, you jerk. What? Who'd wanna kidnap Pam?
3) sew

Shit-ass. But you've got to pace me, I'm sew into this sumbitch.
4) knock

No, we actually made a couple of stops while you were knock out.
5) freeze

Does that mean Barry possibly, literally froze his nuts off in the wheel-well of a 747...
6) dump

And whose fiancé dump him, for literally the dumbest guy in Russia.
7) chase

...is me and Santa Claus getting chase through the snow...
8) shut

Told you, it's that jacket. First of all, Pam, shut up.
9) wake

If you wake this child, I will climb inside you with my shoes on.
10) rescue

After we rescue Pam. Now, shut up. Oh, and un-shut up for a second.
11) rob

Had to get more Tom for the Collins... Oh, and also rob a gun store.
12) taste

Stupid, fricking Edie. I'll show her what Arn's balls taste like.
13) assume

What do you mean? What does it do? I assume you're familiar with the brown note?
14) forget

I forget to make waffle.
15) happen

Come on, what happen? Did she dump pig's blood all over you at the prom?
16) dress

As in, you're dumb and you dress like a waiter.
17) guess

...but no, guess who she asks instead.
18) blow

Yes. Midge "Hey Edie, let's me and you blow Pam's boyfriend Arn...

1) someday

I mean, not now, obviously. But someday. Someday soon...
2) technically

Wait, what? Well, technically, burgle.
3) literally

Does that mean Barry possibly, literally froze his nuts off in the wheel-well of a 747...
4) damn

Yeah, you're damn right it is.
5) increasingly

...and increasingly impatient for his bride-to-be's arrival at the rehearsal dinner...
6) obviously

Okay, that's obviously your abusive ex-boyfriend...
7) apparently

So apparently, Don over-served on vin rouge...
8) possibly

...could I possibly embarrass you?
9) relatively

I mean, you know, relatively.
10) exactly

Goddamn it, Pam, this is exactly what a man should wear to a...
11) instead

...but no, guess who she asks instead.
12) forward

Fast forward to me buying her liposuction for graduation.
13) almost

Ugh. Well, Edie, I was almost half-way hoping it wouldn't come to this.
14) actually

Actually, Barry, that's where you're... Wait. Barry?
15) soon

Too soon?
16) though

Hey, but slow down, though, we're, hey...
17) fast

Fast forward to me buying her liposuction for graduation.
18) together

You're back together? Like, for real? And happier and stronger than ever.

1) infrasonic

The K-9000 infrasonic pulse rifle.
2) bottomless

...I get all you can eat prime rib and bottomless vin rouge.
3) impatient

...and increasingly impatient for his bride-to-be's arrival at the rehearsal dinner...
4) gaping

Ugh. And also a gaping, prolapsed anus.
5) upstate

You're Gordon Shumway and you own a 500-acre dairy farm in upstate New York...
6) pathetic

...a pathetic cheese farmer or the world's greatest secret agent, a.k.a...
7) anxious

That way if you get anxious about being away from her, we're right there.
8) lame

Malory and Ray are being lame and Cheryl is Cheryl.
9) abusive

Okay, that's obviously your abusive ex-boyfriend...
10) racist

And I don't want to sound racist but... Power through it.
11) explosive

Barry, just for you, I got explosive ammo.
12) dumb

And whose fiancé dumped him, for literally the dumb guy in Russia.
13) infinite

ARCHER: You're kidding. How either, in this universe, or any of its infinite parallels...
14) damn

So just a mile long trough of grain getting rained on all the damn time.
15) weird

I didn't... Well, that would be weird.
16) diverse

Not a real diverse crowd, huh? Eye, idiot, eye.
17) stupid

Stupid, fricking Edie. I'll show her what Arn's balls taste like.
18) thermal

Huh? Oh, is there a place that sells down jackets and thermal underwear?

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