Name: Reignition Sequence
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) jillion

I did not just schlep my ass up your jillion idiot stairs...
2) negress

Lana Kane? The giant negress? Hey. Now, come on. She's not...
3) kraut

Dirt nap for the kraut. Compliments of old Sparky.
4) burrito

I think it's just the standard breakfast burrito size.
5) shoemaker

...whenever you mention your cordwainer. What should I call him? A shoemaker?
6) scamp

You little scamp. Woodhouse? Woodhouse.
7) breakup

Oh, man, I don't wanna sound greedy but a threesome and then a breakup? Burp!
8) petal

LANA: Smooth jazz, rose petal, candles...
9) gasp

[KATYA GASPS, THEN SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN]
10) scramble

What is this, like a word scramble? No, it's like me cooking you dinner.
11) treason

For all I know, we're wanted for treason again.
12) bartender

The first edition of the old Mr. Boston Official Bartender's Guide...
13) beep

[CAR ALARM BEEPS AND LANA HUMMING]
14) mop

Yeah. So to make up for it, what say I bend you back over the mop sink?
15) reflex

Whatever, for some reason, I don't have to suppress my gag reflex now...
16) archer

ARCHER: Come on, you know you want it. LANA: You don't know what I want.
17) asshole

A great big, jerky, giant asshole. Right?
18) dong

Because, you ding dong, our bait-car hooker has to be hotter than Lana.

1) betray

...by Ra's al Ghul before returning to destroy those who once betray her.
2) swear

I swear to sweet Jesus. Okay, Julia Childish.
3) crush

And also alive, and not crush and then burned to death...
4) oppose

As oppose to every single woman you meet in a bar...
5) doom

Rub it in our faces how we're doom to be alone.
6) bind

I assumed it was bound to happen, since Barry was such a douche.
7) dump

Yeah. Right outside, just dump his purse all over the welcome mat.
8) acquire

Which, boy, talk about an acquire taste, huh?
9) bend

Yeah. So to make up for it, what say I bend you back over the mop sink?
10) stack

What? Goddamn it, Woodhouse, you stack of bones...
11) shut

Or... Both of you shut up.
12) burn

And also alive, and not crushed and then burn to death...
13) realize

You realize your relationship with Malory isn't a huge selling point?
14) bet

Come on, it's New York. I bet there's 20,000 hookers.
15) promise

Times, yes. Plural. And I promise you...
16) bang

...to bump into Archer somewhere and just hope he's never bang her?
17) mention

...whenever you mention your cordwainer. What should I call him? A shoemaker?
18) assume

I assume it was bound to happen, since Barry was such a douche.

1) unspeakably

You're not mad at each other. You're mad at the unspeakably revolting...
2) apiece

Yeah. So 2 grand apiece. Are you...?
3) ostensibly

Ostensibly. What?!
4) technically

Well, technically anything's breakfast, if it's your first meal of the day.
5) barely

Gotta be tough, huh? Yeah, I'm barely muddling through.
6) literally

Literally. You mean figuratively.
7) somehow

No, Archer, it's great. Somehow.
8) basically

Tip off the cops, he's basically convicted of being German and then: zap!
9) somewhere

...to bump into Archer somewhere and just hope he's never banged her?
10) obviously

Obviously, look at your sweater. But don't lie to Team Breakup.
11) definitely

More mature, maybe? And definitely more focused on me.
12) possibly

It can't possibly taste good so... Mmm.
13) alone

Rub it in our faces how we're doomed to be alone.
14) finally

Aw. The day Archer finally gets what's been coming to him all these years.
15) especially

...for a previous conquest, especially a prostitute.
16) recently

You recently gave birth to a child. Shit, right.
17) outside

Yeah. Right outside, just dumped his purse all over the welcome mat.
18) actually

I think it actually causes her physical pain.

1) prosthetic

...doesn't cover prosthetic limbs. Really?
2) pathological

...and his pathological need to sleep with every woman does the rest.
3) irresistible

Okay, so we get a woman that Archer would find irresistible.
4) plural

Times, yes. Plural. And I promise you...
5) pathetic

Ugh. So pathetic.
6) awkward

Is a bit awkward, to leave from balcony.
7) sensual

Nothing I could do could ever compare to the sensual pleasures...
8) immortal

Well, in the immortal words of Wendell Stamps...
9) insane

ARCHER: Oh, my God, Lana. That was... LANA: That was insane.
10) delicious

Which, I assume, was delicious. Um, expensive fire extinguisher.
11) excited

What is the matter, darling? Are you not excited to see your Katya?
12) surprised

Katya? Heh. Well, you sound surprised, darling.
13) weird

Why is the door open? That's weird.
14) tough

Gotta be tough, huh? Yeah, I'm barely muddling through.
15) tall

I mean, she's tall, but a lot of that's the boots and the hair...
16) obvious

What? Guys, it's obvious what we gotta do.
17) alive

And also alive, and not crushed and then burned to death...
18) gross

We hire somebody to kidnap their fat, gross baby.

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