Name: The Kanes
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) brisket

And if it's a barbecue, are the Kanes a brisket crowd or pulled pork?
2) sarcasm

Lem, let's try to avoid using sarcasm. I wasn't.
3) suitcase

Glad I didn't waste suitcase space on that barrel of monkeys.
4) nerd

Also, my parents aren't big drinkers. ARCHER: Yeah, they're like huge nerd, right?
5) mediator

But thank you for reminding him. Yeah, think of me as a mediator.
6) algae

Well, algae is always challenging.
7) acronym

How is the acronym for the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries racist?
8) archer

ARCHER: Swear to God, last one till dinner.
9) heap

Then I don't know why this heap of shit's not going faster.
10) pitcher

Here, and if you wanna save yourself some trips, let's, uh, make it a pitcher.
11) chord

In fact, first thing tomorrow, you're going to the vet to have your vocal chord clipped.
12) racist

How is the acronym for the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries racist?
13) barbecue

So are we talking like a barbecue or...? Archer.
14) dissertation

...to finish your dissertation? Yeah.
15) idiot

LANA: Archer... LEMUEL: You're going too fast, you idiot.
16) vet

In fact, first thing tomorrow, you're going to the vet to have your vocal chords clipped.
17) excitement

LEMUEL: From excitement. LANA: From terror.
18) fossil

As a replacement for fossil fuels. Oh.

1) jeopardize

Because, Dr. Kane, your research has jeopardize our national security.
2) reconstruct

Also, you're just a reconstruct light-field...
3) invent

Oh, please, you people invent racism.
4) grease

What if we grease the tires?
5) mess

If you think the Middle East is mess up now, just wait until nobody needs their oil.
6) reload

Yeah, speaking of, I'm out. Let me hold yours while you reload me.
7) shut

Hey, shut up.
8) suppose

Am I suppose to know what that means or...?
9) invite

And I realize now that I should have invite you to the family reunion, and so I'm sorry.
10) appreciate

But I'd also appreciate it...
11) shit

Oh, my God, are you shit me? With a baby in the house?
12) realize

And I realize now that I should have invited you to the family reunion, and so I'm sorry.
13) crash

When they crash, they're gonna come out firing.
14) throw

I used to hate it. Remember, I always threw up in the car on the way there?
15) pull

And if it's a barbecue, are the Kanes a brisket crowd or pull pork?
16) catch

I'm sure he's just caught in traffic.
17) push

Oh, shush and push. You guys all better be push back there.
18) lock

And I'd say we've got about 30 seconds before the engine lock up.

1) democratically

Did you drop in on your way to overthrow a democratically elected government?
2) utterly

Oh. Did they find me utterly charming?
3) whatsoever

...apparently without any kind of backup whatsoever?
4) literally

No, and if you tell them I am, I will literally murder you...
5) potentially

I couldn't keep my work at the lab. It's potentially worth billions.
6) obviously

And, Lem, obviously the implicit agreement between you and I...
7) possibly

How would that possibly help?
8) extremely

His research is going extremely well.
9) nearly

Yes, Lana, you've made it totally, very nearly insultingly, clear.
10) exactly

And spying for whom exactly?
11) otherwise

You have to be naked. Otherwise, it's pointless.
12) quite

...are you quite literally insane? Sorry.
13) especially

Yeah, especially in... Where even are we?
14) almost

Actually almost too hot, now that you...
15) actually

I'm actually kind of nervous. Ugh.
16) kind

I'm actually kind of nervous. Ugh.
17) enough

But enough about you, am I right?
18) later

And if you'd go already, maybe later I'll dress up like Steve McQueen for you.

1) insultingly

Yes, Lana, you've made it totally, very nearly insultingly, clear.
2) slavic

Um, medieval Slavic history.
3) nitrous

...and he'll install a nitrous tank so you don't have to drive around town like a giant pussy.
4) serbian

Well, not even as it applies to the rise of modern Serbian nationalism?
5) ridiculous

I was just asking myself the same... That's ridiculous.
6) feminist

...with a focus on feminist issues. Yikes.
7) insane

...are you quite literally insane? Sorry.
8) relaxing

Isn't this just so relaxing? Is it?
9) dumb

Guys, come on, there's no dumb ideas.
10) charming

[IN ENGLISH ACCENT] ...utterly charming.
11) fascinating

Really? Oh, that must be fascinating.
12) sudden

How should I know? All of a sudden, I'm talking to a stranger.
13) rid

Hey, yeah, toss out all your empties. That'll get rid of some weight, huh?
14) nervous

I'm actually kind of nervous. Ugh.
15) medieval

Um, medieval Slavic history.
16) challenging

Well, algae is always challenging.
17) surprised

Holy shit. I'm surprised nobody's killed you already.
18) damn

And why you throwing bowling balls in the damn street?

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