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00:21:30
H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash
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It's easy not to bang your ex if she's gone all frump-a-dump.
...to, quote, "work some of that fat off her," unquote. I...
...champagne gets jizzed everywhere and her vag winds up in the sink.
...and take Lurch with you. Daffyd.
...but we can drive up to the distillery and... Done here at our romantic fairytale getaway...
Literally a farce. Exactly, yes. Ah.
I was gonna say "putty in yours," my dear, but I'll have to hand it to you.
Sorry. Did someone else barge in yelling their idiot head off...
I think this will really help sell it. What? Randy doesn't wear nerd goggles.
Why am I in a car, in a trench coat, and lingerie?
Uh, yeah, I'm here to learn about farm tables. I beg your pardon?
Oh, yeah, that's right, Daffyd. Good lad. Leg hurts.
Well, then let's just get this limey bastard on that CIA plane...
Easy, bro. Wales is kickass.
ARCHER: I don't know, but I think we're pretty close.
Do you really expect me to believe you came to Wales for a romantic getaway?
Oh, sorry, that's me, just making toast. DAFFYD: Toast!
Ml5? My goodness.
...and how now you realize you overreact about Katya.
...so that every car repel every other car, so there would never be any accidents.
Yeah, a fairytale in which the heroine is drugged and kidnap.
Uh, yeah, I'm here to learn about farm tables. I beg your pardon?
And I also heard you raving about how insane Katya's body was.
And, Lana, I swear, I didn't call Katya.
Except every time you're at a red light and a car comes and bounce you...
Grabbed it while you were arguing.
And if I find out you gave her diet pills, Mother, no kidding, I will have you arrest.
I'm sorry, I think one of us must have just suffer a massive stroke.
I admit nothing.
Okay, technically, yes, but... I caught you cheat on me.
Okay. So I was engage to this smoking hot Russian woman...
Is that suppose to make it better?
Yes, it will do, Daff, you've been shot.
Nothing happens even though your clothes get burn off...
The English, deliberately flood it.
...where you make up for the idiot Archer shit you pulled over the past 24 hours?
...I will buy you a puppy that you will probably accidentally strangle.
The English, deliberately flooded it.
Okay, technically, yes, but... I caught you cheating on me.
Goddamn it! Stop sexually harassing me!
Literally a farce. Exactly, yes. Ah.
...as the titular Trapper John, somehow.
Leaving two Welsh terrorists basically at large or kidnapping an Ml5 agent?
...fly you overnight to Wales, and then that brings us to now.
...so I thought let's go somewhere neutral, talk things out.
...and obviously I would never, ever do that for any sort of sexual-assaulty reason.
Since, apparently, we're seeing other people now...
Well, except for the goodbye kiss, which was definitely NSF Wales...
ARCHER: No shit, I'm telling you guys, Katya looked absolutely amazing.
No, it's not. I am extremely surprised.
Literally a farce. Exactly, yes. Ah.
Well, the M*A*S*H connection is obvious, perhaps even painfully so...
...or sometimes maybe moderate fault of his own, is as farcical as mine?
He's here to go balls deep on farm to table, you know, trying to get back to basics.
...or sometimes maybe moderate fault of his own, is as farcical as mine?
...as the titular Trapper John, somehow.
You never read Rosenberg's writings on nonviolent communication?
Right. Then, obviously, I've made an extremely embarrassing mistake.
So they call Katya because they're jealous we're dating.
It's remote, but it's got this real kind of rugged beauty, you know?
No, Lloyd, not good, insane.
The reason I'm here, we're searching for Welsh terrorists.
Freeze! Whoa, whoa, steady on.
Oh, so just curious, what happened between your bedroom and right now?
No, it's not. I am extremely surprised.
...so I thought let's go somewhere neutral, talk things out.
Yeah, explain how I just woke up in weird clothes, in a weird car, in...
...or sometimes maybe moderate fault of his own, is as farcical as mine?
It's actually very romantic.
...just to visit a stupid distillery. It's not stupid, Lana, it's...
Um, it's okay. Like, you know, people are always like, "You know."
It's obvious what we have to do with him.