Name: Nellis
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) parsec

Well, whatever then. Parsecs. Length.
2) underpants

Great, underpants. ARCHER: Do not shoot.
3) ember

Tams? The Dominoes? The Embers? They call this classic rock.
4) teacup

Wha...? Teacup pig.
5) moat

A border moat? Is if she had her grandmother's name.
6) bun

Come on, let's go. Gun's out, bun out.
7) bullshit

Bullshit. Firing in three...
8) chop

Sweet-44, tender-9, hot-juicy pork chop. I didn't pick it.
9) archer

ARCHER: Great, shut up, because I'm talking to Carol. Carol, here's the deal...
10) meantime

Shut up. And in the meantime, if you look out the left side of the cabin...
11) lieutenant

Colonel. Lieutenant colonel.
12) locker

It was in the crew locker. I think it looks pretty sharp.
13) cousin

Unh. I got a cousin in the Air Force.
14) domino

Tams? The Dominoes? The Embers? They call this classic rock.
15) idiot

So why is it full of you idiot?
16) prisoner

When they're supposed to be prisoner. Yeah, that's no good, huh?
17) gentleman

GILLETTE [OVER INTERCOM]: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
18) whore

You want me to wire a thousand dollars to buy you a plane ticket and a pre-flight whore.

1) notarize

...and I want a notarize copy of the revised birth certificate on my desk by Friday.
2) swear

Simone, I swear to God...
3) revise

...and I want a notarized copy of the revise birth certificate on my desk by Friday.
4) restrict

That airspace is all extremely restrict, so...
5) assault

Uh, is that before or after Krieger sexually assault a 220 outlet?
6) hang

Goddamn it. Everybody hang on.
7) shut

ARCHER [OVER SPEAKER]: Carol, hey, shut up. I need your help.
8) suppose

Is that suppose to be better?
9) shoot

What, like that cancels out getting it shot down?
10) crash

It's where the government keeps all the aliens that have crash on Earth.
11) bet

KRIEGER: Oh, my God, I bet it's nerve gas.
12) cancel

What, like that cancel out getting it shot down?
13) assume

And I assume Branson is some sort of all-one-cares-to-eat establishment?
14) attempt

They attempt to overpower me...
15) happen

Can...? Can we talk for a second about what happen?
16) dress

Krieger, I am in no mood. Now get dress.
17) guess

I guess the same reason I don't know what grits are or hush puppies.
18) wear

Heh. And what are you wear?

1) financially

So I don't care what it costs me, financially or self-respectfully...
2) aboard

This is Captain Ray Gillette, welcoming you aboard from the flight deck.
3) sufficiently

Alrighty then, I think I'm sufficiently drunk enough...
4) sexually

Uh, is that before or after Krieger sexually assaulted a 220 outlet?
5) literally

When in reality, you were literally climbing the walls of a farmhouse in Virginia...
6) perfectly

It's perfectly fine without ice.
7) besides

Okay. Besides, Branson isn't just country music.
8) obviously

And obviously thank you too...
9) apparently

Well, neither did I, but apparently there is.
10) extremely

That airspace is all extremely restricted, so...
11) exactly

Yeah, exactly. And if I spoke Hebrew, I would ask him.
12) instead

Maybe instead of worrying about what cocktails to make...
13) quite

I think it's quite generous. I think it's quite bat-shit insane.
14) actually

...is actually harboring extraterrestrial life-forms...
15) though

Mm. Not really, though. Well, and also shoes.
16) far

I know how far light travels in a vacuum in a Julian year.
17) together

Pam, seriously, get your shit together.
18) least

Well, at least as we understand it.

1) extraterrestrial

...is actually harboring extraterrestrial life-forms...
2) ouch

Did...? Did...? Did...? Ouch!
3) embarrassing

Whoa. Wow. All right, this is pretty embarrassing.
4) sour

We might even have to use sour mix.
5) insane

I think it's quite generous. I think it's quite bat-shit insane.
6) fried

Hush puppies are little balls of fried cornmeal batter.
7) neat

No. I'll drink it neat.
8) nerve

KRIEGER: Oh, my God, I bet it's nerve gas.
9) rid

How big was Hamlet when you had to get rid of it?
10) gorgeous

Not today, gorgeous, not today.
11) drunk

You went to Vegas, now you're drunk and broke outside a casino.
12) damn

You were the one yapping your head off about my damn teacup pig.
13) israeli

Uh... He's Israeli, so just Hebrew, unless...
14) silent

ARCHER: Exactly, the silent killer.
15) stupid

Jesus, I'm sending you the money for your stupid plane ticket.
16) okay

Guys, it's okay. SOLDIER 2: He's got a weapon.
17) expensive

...but guns are actually pretty expensive. I'm gonna count to three.
18) dear

Come in, dear. What are you doing? Come in here.

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