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00:21:17
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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♪ you gotta have a cannoli ♪
Who wants to help me glue a toupee on an old man's cadaver?
Will you join me in the corner for a little powwow? Okay.
Who wants to help me glue a toupee on an old man's cadaver?
In a month, I'll be cleared for vermin, too.
to wander unsupervised in a morgue?
Floating death spore! Everyone move!
full of corpse moisturizer?
Open the casket!
I am also a murderer!
Waiter! Do you have anything bigger?
Yup. I proposed a romantic rendezvous
Use bleach on it or something?
You never poop! We're doomed!
with garlic dread-sticks, man... Stop!
That's an award I won for "best urn."
and enjoy the thrill of the build.
You're such a jerk.
We cremate it.
Is it disinfect?
But a woman knows when another woman is arouse.
No. I swear.
Need I remind you what happened
Yup. I propose a romantic rendezvous
Smells a little moldy.
"Funkytown" is by lips incorporate. I just remembered.
I just relax, turn my brain off
Bet you never knew wash out rubber tubing
No. I mean... I appreciate the offer, but I... Listen to me.
? I recognize you
Turn that thingy while I pull this thingy.
You decide.
It's lock.
Oh guys! I, uh... I forgot who sang "funkytown."
That happen to be above a funeral home.
I guess it has been a while since we've had a break.
Well... technically. Not technically.
don't touch me afterwards.
you can't have a perfectly good honeymoon by yourself.
It is definitely growing.
I live alone in an enormous apartment.
Already? Too soon. Am I right?
You drunk enough to be any fun yet?
Wouldn't it be more fun if we did something together,
There's no one else that does this?
Yeah. You ever dealt with this stuff, ?
Aren't you done, Hugo? Sure, Bob, I'm done.
Oh, we can make it the honeymoon we never had.
She's messing with us again.
In a month, I'll be cleared for vermin, too.
I didn't even know you liked that movie so much. I never saw it.
I didn't even know you liked that movie so much. I never saw it.
How long does it take to open a door?
All right, kids, let's go.
Superhuman strength, you can do it!
to wander unsupervised in a morgue?
and filthy, disgusting, poorly managed restaurants.
You never poop! We're doomed!
It's a haunted honeymoon.
Isn't that an outdated concept?
you big, sour blanket.
I live alone in an enormous apartment.
for 8:00 P.M. tonight at the elegant Jimmy Pesto's.
You drunk enough to be any fun yet?
Uh, weird.
That happens to be above a funeral home.
Yup. I proposed a romantic rendezvous
Well, that's stupid. I don't like those.
Are you okay, Bob?
Even if they try to burn you alive in a coffin,
Mold! Dangerous killer mold!
Oh, dear lord.