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00:21:34
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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It brings out the succulence, jerk!
Ha, ha! Stupid, failure weatherman,
You were the hurricane, schmuck!
I rub my genitals on the couch.
the likeness of Julia child,
and the music extrusion!
Cops, firemen, even mailmen,
Ah, I think I'm getting loot glutes.
Hair dryer plus waffle iron plus toaster equals
Or we could hire an assassin. No, idiots,
No! How? That's an outrage!
In a pinch!
Hair dryer plus waffle iron plus toaster equals
I just come by to show you my new Lobster cracker.
I do have a food safety thermometer,
Ooh, bent spindle. Ron! Shut it down!
This reporter is getting his bib off.
It brings out the succulence, jerk!
I did this? You and the mob you incite
Jvh unplug!
Ow! You stab me!
I apologize, but they fired me anyway.
So this town is gonna be crawl with empty bellies
Maybe Bob shouldn't have threaten your butter,
Gene, you swear you didn't have Lobster?
I rub my genitals on the couch.
The hurricane swept right through here-- we got hit!
I should be excuse from class, and/or given an a.
mess with your precious butter!
You grab anything that's not nailed down.
I, uh... He refuse to answer that.
You grab anything that's not nail down.
Oh, who bent my little spindle thing?
The restaurant's destroy.
Bob's about to be throw on to a shell pile--
Hey, I bet you kids are old enough
Uh, you are henceforth known as the royal cows.
but sadly, there will be no Lobsterfest.
She is so damn considerate!
and he definitely should have charged you for the burgers.
Louise, I don't normally use this argument,
Can we please go this year? Absolutely not.
So how do we do this looting thing exactly?
God, so alone!
Okay, not quite.
Well, actually, on Monday,
and you guys kind of broke the baby-changing station in the bathroom.
Hey, I bet you kids are old enough
Well, as far as accidental death goes,
and you're serving burgers so fast,
but if everyone else is doing it, you should, too.
Ever take it off?
You sure she's not more than you can handle, Hugo?
Not all at once.
You're in anaphylactic shock.
you pay the supe price
Bob's skin flakes, arm hair and fingernail dirt
Oh, yeah? Maybe I should get disorderly
you must know how disgusting Lobsters are, right?
"Unsafe range."
Oh, who bent my little spindle thing?
This guy is unbelievable.
Well, as far as accidental death goes,
Ooh, bent spindle. Ron! Shut it down!
It was like I was invisible. Uh...
And who knows the name of the delicious paste
Yeah, I remember our first date. You were a nervous wreck.
Hello, gorgeous!
and people with compromised immune systems.
Down it comes! This stunning butter sculpture,
Hugo, such a fancy sash.
messed with your precious butter!