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00:21:35
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
15
Here's the tabacco you wanted.
That was courtesy of some black market whale blubber
butter in my nostril, sex jelly in my armpit...
What a schmuck. Gene!
You have a switchblade taped to your shoe.
I say big whoop, let the old man throw a greasy skadootch.
if it was a urinal cake. Are you kidding?
the Korean bunt specialist!
hiding lard in your nose
I call ketchup! I call mustard!
Or... I can give him a nudge and tip him over.
I reinforced the crotch so he wouldn't tear it.
Go get me a soft serve. And make it a swirl!
without those huge plank of wood?
Those sucker got their money's worth, Pops.
Stab! Stab! Stab!
From now on, I won't wear my tummy tuck jeans.
bringing me one of your dad's burgers before every gam
Don't be frighten.
Things that haunt me in the dark of the night.
That's how I disguise the push.
I admire you.
I reinforce the crotch so he wouldn't tear it.
Does it really matter if the games are rig? No!
To be entertain!
"I'm squeezing lemon into your wound!"
Torpedo Jones is greasing the ball,
You do? You remind me of my father.
It smell like urine.
Nobody pitch like Torpedo.
I've always cheat, Bobby.
Are you and Mom getting divorce?
I never realize baseball had so much butt-touching.
Smiling at every skadootch the Torpedo throw.
I bet it's impossible to get in, Gene.
I got so caught up in our conversation,
Technically, yes.
you can purchase delicious burgers that look somewhat
Oh, definitely "The Pitch."
I'm going to hug you. Slow down there, tiger.
Oh. Yeah, I thought earlier you called me "sport," so...
Easy enough. Thanks a lot, Torpedo.
was doing something sort of bad,
Cute note, though, Bob. Bit of advice:
How you doing, Gene? You feeling fast?
Yeah, and you didn't fall down like everyone else.
It was 15 years ago, but I remember it like it was ten.
ever to win three races in a row.
to be in love with 25 people at once?
Has he always been this good?
He was honest, and he worked hard.
I never realized baseball had so much butt-touching.
The Boy Burger wins again!
It's too late.
Do you know how many venereal diseases
Torpedo's dazzling pitching is putting more butts in seats
Not a good idea, Burt. It's a crowded stadium.
I'm bored.
you can purchase delicious burgers that look somewhat
Gene, you're defending your title. Are you nervous?
Two decent, swarthy peas in a pod.
And good-bye, Brazilian. Hello, rain forest.
That was incredible!
so it's not weird for me to give you this.
Uh... okay. Highly unusual.
that the tall boy was looking a little lethargic.
the Korean bunt specialist!
Never mind. Never mind. That's okay.
It's gonna be so exciting. We're famous.
Torpedo seems like a reasonable guy.
That Torpedo is amazing!
It's gonna be so exciting. We're famous.