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00:21:17
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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Shut up, greaseball. Don't call me greaseball...
maybe tone down the blood a smidge. What?
a little "sorry we let the robber get away" bundt cake.
with this makeup all smudged, you clumsy oaf!
I got it! In a morgue! I have props.
Wasn't tonight's debacle the end of dinner theater?
♪ maybe it's the limelight ♪
In a ketchup factory, a sexy ketchup factory?
I thought the guy who played the robber really stole the show.
I have stage fright?
Let's do an improv. An improv?
Yeah, sweetie, ever since you were a little baby.
This is the story of love, but there will be a murderer,
At pickle. Pickles.
What if someone only wants to eat a hamburger?
The cast will be signing autograph
This is a robbery.
Plop them right in. Flippity flop.
♪ we sing, we dance, we twirl, we prance ♪
with this makeup all smudge, you clumsy oaf!
to hear the audience applaud.
The audience is expecting to be dazzle,
♪ we drink, we loot, we rape, we shoot ♪
Why do they call it pickle?
I thought the guy who played the robber really stole the show.
what are you doing, Linda? I'm getting this guy arrest.
Hey, everyone relax.
Well, I nail it. You were a little high.
♪ we drink, we loot, we rape, we shoot ♪
You said the gun was in your car. I lie.
What about the you-know-who surprise performer?
I've been murder to death.
I was just rob! Did you not just see that?
This taste nothing like real blood.
I already do that. I imagine everyone naked.
Except for the people being treat for shock.
Well, technically, for the cops...
What? You explicitly told us at the beginning of the show
The guy committed armed robbery, lin, twice.
I'd love to, but absolutely not.
That's exactly what a tree would say.
or perhaps the suspicious Butler.
but instead becomes victim number 4.
They actually serve pickles. Hmm.
I could kind of watch like this, you know,
We'll follow us as soon as we hear anything.
Oh, in Montreal. Enough with Canada!
and currently in my other jacket
So happy for you, though.
Oh, I know. We were electric together.
Yeah, sweetie, ever since you were a little baby.
Well, I sure don't know whodunit.
It's got to be at least a 3-week engagement.
We work hard every day to make your dream come true.
Hey, I'm sorry. It's preshow nerves.
Yeah. We might have overdone it a little on the Gore.
or was the murderer the shifty Butler?
Ominous. Chills. Oh.
You freaking idiot!
I thought it was dazzling.
I'm warming up my instrument! Unbelievable!
or perhaps the suspicious Butler.
with my peripheral vision.
You think they wouldn't, but they're delicious.
Don't be nervous. You do this all the time.
That's a little dramatic, lin.
Yay! Why are we excited?
Fake blood... Or is it?
The guy committed armed robbery, lin, twice.
Bob, my dream has not been... ♪ satisfied ♪
Oh, God! That feels like a sharp knife in my belly.
Our gang is called the broken glass kids.