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00:21:42
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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They painted underpants on my beautiful anuses!
This crap is like catnip to her. She can't resist it.
I rushed right over here because there are murmur,
Excuse me. Are you a...? Are you a bouncer?
and common decency?
He's my dentist. That's a good likeness
If you hit him, your hand would smell like ointment and pee.
Come on, Harold, let's get out of this ass parlor.
I'm gonna have trouble cutting through the cartilage at first.
I think... ♪ the waiter might have been hitting on me. ♪
Yeah! Anuses!
All the sucker come out for art crawl.
Obscene. Oh, really?
You, too, red. What's your name, sweetheart?
Dr. yap has short, strong legs, and his torso is...
whisper and murmurs around town,
Yeah, I heard she ate her lipstick once
to get you into this rhino anus today?
then you vandalize it.
Because you anally deface her property.
but they really outdid themselves this year, huh?
You should be flatter, right?
Oh, and she shave her cat.
Oh, when I threaten you, you'll know it!
I regret nothing!
Well, I've embrace it.
How dare you!
She deserve to know the truth.
You smell like ointment and pee.
You refuse to paint touristy art,
This installation is not approve
Well, the retail value of what you destroy
Time's up. Paint brush down.
Because your aunt Gayle is there hang up her art,
I said shut your mouth. It's art crawl.
Uh, what's this suppose to be?
They follow you wherever you go.
Absolutely not! It's obscene.
It's obscene, and should be taken down immediately!
Almost done!
because she wanted to feel red inside.
big enough for you, Edith?!
Me and you can settle up later.
You're right, though. It does suck.
Okay, let's see what you got so far.
Oh... What else would it be?
This is the best thing that has ever happened to us.
That means never holding back anything, right, pit stains?
You, too, red. Huh?
Let's not overdo it. Let's just walk around
I'm going down there. What? Where?
Dad, why does art crawl suck so much?
she won't even notice that I took Gayle's paintings down.
Let's just say your shirt looks like my underwear right now.
But if you're going artsy, then you're going all the way.
You can't have a 28-year-old, albino friend. Yes, I can!
is if I make them legit!
He's real, and he does improvised hip-hop.
Fresh from their triumphant debut
Help support these poor, deformed orphans.
Absolutely not! It's obscene.
Well, that was awkward.
I've never met Ken. Is he real or imaginary?
Unbelievable. This is nuts.
Mom said aunt Gayle told her they're just adorable animals.
She's fragile. We have to support her.
There are some poorly supervised children amongst the art.
How rude!
I'm pressing charges.
I exercised some artistic license.
Get rid of them! All right.
There's nothing decent about what you did.