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00:21:35
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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and bring it over in a baggie, and I'll pin it on the wall.
And make chitchat. You'll get more tips.
I'll be driving a taxicab
It's a Mexican stalemate out there.
♪ pusher won't let the junkie go free ♪
Oh, never mind. That's just your mustache!
Wait. Pesto is one of your dates?
Ew. Is this drool or sweat?
All right. Tina, sweetie, come here. Yeah?
I tried. That was not the first pickle I dropped on your face.
Listen, would you...? ...Diapers and poop in them.
Like a Kitty cat's tummy.
It's both. Your father is a very moist sleeper.
Have you heard of herpes? Have you? Yes. Yes.
Come on, boys. You're the peanut butter.
Freak. Scary.
He's what's known as a diaper-lover.
about transvestite last night.
I just skim it to make sure she's not on drugs.
is if I shave my mustache and give it to him.
Yeah, she dub it the "year of Tina."
How dare you.
Bob, she deserve a special party this year.
The things he saw. The things he smell.
who refuse to remove your penis.
And, gene, you're ban from the computer for two days.
We were invite by Bob. Bob?
I might have throw it out there.
than you imagine, but...
And we're pull toward each other.
You lost your nose cozy.
a side of this town I never knew exist.
What happen? You two couldn't work it out?
Oh. It's okay, I guess I wasn't meant to have a good life.
And I'll be wear this hat.
why don't you just pick it out of the food you serve here?
so this party is definitely happening.
And it's perfect, and I remember it forever.
Your shift's almost over, right, papi?
Can I let you know later?
Pull it together.
It started a half hour ago.
You're the best pimp I'm ever gonna have.
Uh, at least I could grow one. You can't!
It's like I always say.
Hey. Your father's been working very hard
Oh, never mind. That's just your mustache!
about never doing this again,
Nice shoes, Jimmy. Do they make them for men, too? Ha!
How much longer till the party?
even though he wants to
All right. Tina, sweetie, come here. Yeah?
Off into the night I go.
where I see Jimmy Jr. Across the room hmm.
Most cabbies are too prudish to pick us up.
Well, that's pathetic.
She's so awkward.
It's both. Your father is a very moist sleeper.
Stupid beaded seat cover.
Tina, I know you're upset
You're clearly fabulous.
Your bushy, robust, filthy eyesore of a moustache.
Mmm. Oh, it's delicious.
of rare and exotic trophies.
It's pretty rough.
♪ pimps trying to catch a woman that's weak ♪
Stupid beaded seat cover.
It's a Mexican stalemate out there.
Oh. It's okay, I guess I wasn't meant to have a good life.
That, uh, sounds expensive.
Tina's party's gonna be amazing.
of rare and exotic trophies.