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Bob's Burgers » Season 1 » Sacred Cow

00:21:37

H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman

79

Words to remember

Nouns

1) mooder

"Dial 'M' for mooder," interview one, take one.
2) drumroll

That will make our-- Gene, drumroll, please.
3) udder

Then, uh, how do you explain that udder?
4) megaphone

We only need one megaphone out here.
5) slaughterhouse

She's due at the slaughterhouse, Bob.
6) pervert

Maybe some pervert. Heh heh.
7) fella

You fella just leave her tied up
8) ketchup

Eww. Is this ketchup?
9) subconscious

Wait. Isn't this my subconscious
10) murderer

Murderer! [groans]
11) beep

Beep. [buzzer]
12) hamburger

Of murdering nearly 100,000 hamburger worth of cows.
13) stallion

We're not wild stallion or humpback whales,
14) poop

Cow poop. Good eye, Tina. Good eye.
15) sleeper

Whoa. Heavy sleeper.
16) autograph

I'm signing here an autograph, Bob.
17) injustice

'cause I stop at nothing to expose injustice to animals.
18) pea

I humbly call this the rest in pea burger.

Verbs

1) castrate

Bob, I'm a castrate steer.
2) accuse

Bring in the accuse.
3) poop

You wouldn't if you heard some of the things she was poop about you.
4) grind

Do you think cows should be ground up for food?
5) slaughter

It's the blood of 100,000 slaughter cows.
6) owe

One quick one because I owe you.
7) regret

I regret that.
8) steal

She was stolen. I mean, it's no one's fault.
9) smell

Well, it certainly smell like urine,
10) belong

On the street, where it belong.
11) suppose

We were suppose to hit 100,000 ages ago.
12) rescue

We just rescue her.
13) murder

Louise: Turns out dad's been putting murder cows in our hamburgers.
14) taste

She taste like sawdust and goats.
15) happen

Beef happen to come from steers, which are male cows.
16) guess

I guess you're right.
17) walk

I'm walk away. Touch it.
18) jump

[gasps] Oh, the cow that jump over the moon.

Adverbs

1) basically

It's basically an animal sanctuary...
2) personally

Personally, I don't really care,
3) definitely

Definitely clean that.
4) absolutely

Oh, we should, absolutely.
5) certainly

Well, it certainly smells like urine,
6) nearly

Of murdering nearly 100,000 hamburgers worth of cows.
7) exactly

Exactly. [chuckles]
8) alone

Here at night all alone?
9) finally

Finally.
10) almost

I know. It's almost sad.
11) super

All I've been is super nice to you,
12) outside

Your girlfriend is tied up outside.
13) actually

You know what? Yes, it is, actually.
14) kind

I mean, looks kind of sweet out there--
15) inside

Ok. You know, we're gonna go inside and call animal control,
16) soon

Well, I'm gonna go to bed soon. What are you gonna do?
17) enough

Ok, enough.
18) later

I'll see you guys later.

Adjectives

1) embarrassing

That's embarrassing. Ok.
2) awkward

Well, this is awkward.
3) adorable

Is how adorable it is. Moo.
4) ridiculous

Ow! This is ridiculous.
5) pale

You look a little pale.
6) infrared

Oh, Randy, com-- in infrared?
7) dramatic

Why? It's more dramatic.
8) precious

Precious memories on the cheap.
9) brilliant

Mom, let's say you had a brilliant plan, but to execute it,
10) funeral

All right, funeral people,
11) sad

I know. It's almost sad.
12) tough

Oh, right. Run away, tough guy!
13) stupid

That is stupid. No. No, no, no.
14) alive

Gives him a rush. Makes him feel alive.
15) gross

Dead cow on live cow. Gross. Heh heh.
16) mad

[normal] Are you mad at me?
17) dangerous

You can't have a cow on the sidewalk. It's dangerous.
18) dear

Oh, dear god.

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