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00:21:39
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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MISS MUFFET: Ooh, isn't my tuffet soft
bucktooth monsters who have to be wheeled around
This is a magic beanstalk that grew overnight.
so I can make curd and whey.
Must we go through this charade?
QUAGMIRE: Aah, damn it!
Open up. I brought strawberry shortcake and Cool Whip.
with a croquet mallet, and then stole the baby,
but th-the first one has a parchment from the Charmings.
And so, whoever fits in this slipper will be my princess.
This is probably what famous black rapper
Tell you what, Daddy'll read you a bedtime story.
Are you taking a goose poop?
Now I'm worried about that screenplay we gave her.
Or a bunch of chew toys.
or-or maybe meth, I wouldn't need a job.
I'll create a diversion.
Hey, girls, feel my cheek, it's like a bottom!
to get violently bisect by the woodsman.
He just sits in his room all day and inhale hair spray.
Oh, why, thank you, I just bathe last year.
with a croquet mallet, and then stole the baby,
I smell the blood of an English man.
Old woman breed like a gopher.
Look, le-let's just admit we both
You brush up against it!
I can't remember if I'm suppose
Oh, boy. You woke up dum-dum.
Wait, wait, you forgot your glass slipper.
bucktooth monsters who have to be wheel around
I think those magic beans grew into a giant beanstalk.
Or are you worried about what happen
I guess we're doing this.
♪ These beans that sleep when it's cold outside. ♪
and then separate with the goal of fixing themselves
♪ It seem today that all you see ♪
to get violently bisected by the woodsman.
You guys are gonna regret being mean to me someday.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
I say! Wherever is Grandmum-mum?
This is a magic beanstalk that grew overnight.
Okay, first of all, obviously the dress.
(gasps) That's exactly what I was supposed to get!
Well, sometimes "nothing to wear" is a fun time.
We almost kissed.
Actually, it is.
kind of got our wires crossed,
My lord, there is no sign of her, and we searched far.
How did you even make that dress so fast?
several women lived together and, surprise, surprise,
What else would I get?
A long time ago, in a magical, faraway land,
How-how was this ever a scene?
And you smell slightly less worse
or just a lunatic
Oh, boy. You woke up dum-dum.
It's insulting.
Jack, I'm sick of your irresponsible behavior.
My mind races from the damp!
Oh, I'm so fancy and moist.
Jack, this is ridiculous.
It's so unfair that we're called the "evil" stepsisters.
So peaceful.
Is Grandma going to be entertaining
let's just say "loud."
Oh, I'm so fancy and moist.
You know, just get weird.
It's odd that you would speak gibberish of your own choosing
She wants her stupid magic beans so the whole world has to stop.
I can hear the muffled Mexican music.
Our sexual troubles are still... are still very much alive.
Aah, gross!