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00:21:32
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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And my rewinder, and just get the hell out of here.
And all the eggshell and coffee grounds will be yours.
Pinwheels! Pinwheels in my head!
Peter, are those testicle?
Under false pretense
No, that's wrong. No "perk."
Well, I guess bab has her work cut out for her.
Holy crap, it smells like fart in here.
I understand the two of you have written your own vow?
You know I love you, right, sweetie?
It's 'cause of her we have bedtime!
Shimmy shimmy sham sham, shake, shake, shake, bump,
To wear something appropriate at pta meetings.
To walk you down the aisle?!
Aw, sorry, chris, I can't. I got insanity practice.
Okay. Shake, bump, bump, slap, pinky hook,
Now, I ain't no scholar, but if that's not a metaphor
Close the door, the moonlight burns!
You've overstep! No christmas!
Omg, the photographer is, like, obsess with me.
"two roads diverge in a wood, and I...
Look, carter, I suppose you're entitle to do what you want,
Ow! You jinx me!
Who thinks the world revolve around him?
Ugh, I am. I've been bust my ass
Holy crap, it smell like farts in here.
I beat him at checkers and he punch one of my hogans.
Until their cab to the airport arrive?
We're not suppose to be doing this.
Close the door, the moonlight burn!
Chris, chris, wake up.
I bet we're not supposed to be doing this.
But you promise we'd go fishing.
I have decide to change my will,
Sucks about your leg, grandpa.
You know, like when you respond to a text too quickly.
I can't go. I've got to go get my hair very minutely changed
That's delightfully fresh!
But we would like them to be prominently featured
To the vastly-underdressed cousin
Peter: Interestingly, however, I did run into chris again.
♪ lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
She had recently gotten her hair done differently.
That barely made it through the weekend without breaking up?
I'm literally gonna grab my shorts and leave.
And besides, there's plenty of people
No. You can do it basically
You're coming with me because I'm definitely over six feet,
"stars and stripes forever" by john philip sousa.
Absolutely. Can I put them near the couple
Indeed. And we'd like to have him walk
See? This is exactly why you should get it!
But, if you leave me alone now, I'll give you a billion dollars.
And I thought maybe you and I can finally go fishing
Chris, I want to share with you a timeworn father/son tradition.
Holy wack-a-zoly!
♪ that's how you know it's a medicated cough drop ♪
No. I only form unspoken bonds.
Shimmy shimmy sham sham, shake, shake, shake, bump,
That hooked up drunk and now have to make awkward small talk
Pretend to slick your hair back, represent, bump,
Geez, peter, you look exhausted.
So refreshing!
I took the one less traveled."
I-I'm so bored.
Well, let me tell you, this is awful.
That's the deaf kid!
Flat with a decent face was the best
So, should we get started with your bridal registry?
I'm excited for your first dance.
Fake yawn, finger gun, hitchhiker, hitchhiker,
Wow. I'm surprised you got fooled by a bear in a wig.