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00:21:01
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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QUAGMIRE: Uh... shalom.
♪ Cheep, cheep, cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more. ♪
♪ Frisbee sports and fancy coffee, too ♪
for your slumber party.
in the cafeteria at lunch.
I-I beg your pardon?
My dad's such a jerk.
I'm gonna go see which lobster I think deserves to die.
You do the paperwork, Ryan.
they just want a notch on their belt.
I don't have time for your nonsense.
I was the cousin in Vacation.
It's us, you idiot!
Black racism is the biggest problem
♪ Leggy blond with tiny asses ♪
CHORUS: ♪ Thank the whites
♪ And trash like Tara Reid
and yet I got to deal with this crap
but white people have exploited and mistreat blacks
to get undress and under the covers,
You know, Chris, Usher categorize his girls
Oh, my God, Lois, I think he just summon Candyman.
where they reconstruct crashed airplanes.
Something's been beep
I tuck it between my legs as a joke and then it got stuck.
You can tell by the laminate
I bake a fresh batch of cookies
but white people have exploit and mistreated blacks
I'm gonna go see which lobster I think deserve to die.
I would've left more, but he mess up our order.
No... no, I... I fake my death
That dirtbag hang around my daughter, too!
How the hell am I suppose to get through airport security?
we all appreciate having you in our home.
I realize he's a good man who has reason
Peter, wake up.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
He ain't sky-dancing; he fell asleep.
Hey, uh, maybe we could... hang out again sometime.
Chris, can I speak to you for a moment privately?
looking for a sexually active 14-year-old boy.
Makes me so damn angry, I don't know what to do with myself.
You okay, honey?
Absolutely you should.
That... wasn't exactly my point.
Aah, leave me alone.
DEEP FEMALE VOICE: When you're done with that,
about staying up late.
Actually, Dad... Peter Griffin does not see color.
I'm kind of a Jack-of-all-trades.
I was able to please her in other ways, though.
A little further, little further. (thunderous footsteps)
You have any idea how fast you were going?
Hey, who else has a dead wife?
(falsetto): Whoo-wee, Chris! You're cute!
We can be way sexist, but we ain't racist.
And then "happy birthday" is all blurry,
Yes. I, for one, say this is long overdue.
But I want you to know I'm very skeptical
to be a little suspicious of Whitey.
Joe, never ask me about money. It's rude.
W-Wait, wait... Were you asleep?
♪ And so for all this awesome, neat, wonderful stuff ♪
Ah, I'm already bored.
Who are you, St. Francis of Assisi all of a sudden?
Better cover the seat. Oh, J/K, I'm not fancy.
so I'm very excited to try buffering.
You say that like you're surprised.
Broke bread? W-What?
Forgive me for being a protective father,
A very pleasant page in our memory books.
Oh, that's okay. Hey, listen,