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00:21:39
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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How a scrotum can be stretched
PETER: Halt, wench!
Great meatloaf, Mom.
QUAGMIRE: Sounds like you have a pretty big problem, Meg.
Remember that all wager on Friday's Meg Griffin slaughter
♪ Robots in disguise.
I was sitting in the RC section of the cafeteria
JEAN SHEPHERD: Only I didn't say "fudge."
Hey, Lois. Why are you wearing a robe?
Huh, not bad for a loser.
Remember that all wagers on Friday's Meg Griffin slaughter
there's no blade in the razor 'cause I'm learning.
unless it's in a limo after prom.
♪ Doo doo doo doo doo, taking a shower ♪
And I'm certified as an accountant and also have a law degree.
(laughs) You idiot!
PRINCIPAL SHEPHERD: Good morning, students.
Listen, if you ever need the scoop
All I have to do is get expel.
Why aren't you drinking Coke, you dork?
I poop out your bow tie.
You gonna put your clothes on?! Yes! Yes! I swear!
A year later, my body react to a frozen hot dog,
He punch her pretty!
I heard he knife a kid on the playground,
How a scrotum can be stretch
Mr. Quagmire, how am I suppose
I tend to be pretty Thoreau.
You gonna keep 'em on?! Yes, I promise!
Well, you know how the fat man operate.
All right, Meg, remember what I taught you.
It's like I'm just push around
that decide to build their own houses.
I lost my ass gambling. Have you seen it?
happen to be pigs, uh,
except for when Lois dress you up in that rain gear.
(bell rings, students converse indistinctly)
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Besides, you're always naked,
Your kiss is definitely not on my list!
if used properly. Okay.
Oh, good, you're alone.
Especially 'cause of that thing over there.
I'm actually relieved.
It's one thing if you put your penis inside-out
Nah, I do it later.
And-and three pigs living together?
Actually, "Meg" is short for something else.
Listen, if you ever need the scoop
At least I have you guys.
Because I was once in your shoes, Meg.
Besides, you're always naked,
I never faced my bully.
I'll never bother you again with my body!
(upbeat synthesizer video game music plays)
Stewie, do you even know what a menstrual cycle is?
I'm actually relieved.
and I died of septic shock.
And I feel like he's jealous of our friendship.
What's wrong? You look uncomfortable.
of a long, abusive relationship.
(dramatic, horror-movie music playing)
That's all very impressive.
A year later, my body reacted to a frozen hot dog,
You'd be surprised what my face can do to you!
Oh, yeah. It's weird.
Your skin is so loose and wrinkly!
the tough guys in school, right?
Pepsi would also be acceptable!
Meg, are you okay?
I've got terrible, gross medical news for Quagmire.
You seem a little quiet today.