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00:21:34
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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CHRIS: Hey, guys? Do I got to tip the gondolier in here?
You know, I could be riding seesaw with Joe.
I got more culture in my pinkie toe
I got ringworm, too, but it's not classy like this.
Is that some kind of gay slur?
who moved to New York without any underpants?
I'm gonna go ahead and turn off the seatbelt sign,
Rut-ta-ta ta-ta,
Well, who wants to see where the ancients established
Hmm, well, pardon my skepticism, Lois,
so you idiots can all stretch and let the fart festival begin.
Did you like that game of mysterious intruder, Lois?
♪ I break-a the poop up
I am here to put you on a pedestal with Italian romance.
the national anthem of the United States.
to the mafia that terrorizes this village.
Otherwise, you wouldn't be acting like such a jerk.
Now, what is your abortion stance?
I'm gonna ride this rigatoni into the sky.
we were stagnating back home.
you renounce our citizenship.
He gather coins from the air by jumping on mushrooms.
I can't believe you trick me into going to Italy.
We haven't done it like that since we were engage
I know I suppose to be-a so logical,
Is just something I threw together.
When Lois pull away on that motorcycle,
That suck.
Because sometimes your team lose,
Well, who wants to see where the ancients establish
You know, sometimes I think you forget
Brian? What happen?
Hey, Joe, guess what's about to happen?
That's because you lack the passion of true Italian.
And they serve wine at every meal?
Early reports suggest
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
♪ I can fit wherever, 'cause I am really small ♪
We're barely surviving here.
Besides, my passport picture is awful.
We can finally afford to go somewhere good.
Lois, is Peter okay with this?
and I've already kissed eight guys twice.
at a cost of approximately $5,000 per person.
Because sometimes your team loses,
We can finally afford to go somewhere good.
Otherwise, you wouldn't be acting like such a jerk.
Well, Brian, I haven't quite told him yet.
Mr. Miyagi, this is kind of embarrassing,
as soon as I get an Italian boyfriend.
All-all right, Brian, enough.
than all of Europe put together.
Peter died six hours ago.
Wow, Peter, last night was the best sex I've ever had.
with this nonresponsive hotel TV remote.
We're gettin' stagnant.
Mr. Miyagi, this is kind of embarrassing,
but I'm having a problem with erectile dysfunction.
Now, one thing that makes us more cultured
You go ahead, I'm gonna stay here and get frustrated
Besides, my passport picture is awful.
Oh, man, she really is upset.
Well, I guess we're stuck.
Mario said-a you were into-a weird-a stuff.
It's the most romantic country in the whole world.
Stupid remote's not doing anything!
It's okay. Thanks for the flowers.
as long as love is alive in Italy, so am I.
Yay, gross.
I'm just mad about pilot stuff.
where the ancient Romans used to have
It would be an amazing experience for the kids.