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00:21:36
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Yeah, you smell like the meatball sub
I got nicknamed the warthog,
Yeah, I got to whiz, too.
Holy crap, I'm so much faster on all fours!
In the backseat of your car since I was a little kid.
Oh, my god, meg, there's a keg party!
This isn't a joke. I once had legitimate aspiration.
You can be in the flashback 'cause we're friends now.
Hey, meg, you want to huck some water balloons at nerd?
And I know you love augustus gloop. (giggles)
My nephew, scrappy brian, didn't even make it through the night.
And that's quite an accomplishment,
I believe they're called "custodian."
You're standing on the driveway.
This is a robbery! Everybody get on the (bleep) ground!
Hey. You know you can get a slice of pineapple
Now, go on, get out of here, you little bastard.
There was a boo-ger in that spit, wasn't there?
Sophomore year, she was molest by the janitor.
Dad, they're all bruise and filthy.
Come on, stewie, I'm starving.
This is why that woman in texas drown all her kids.
Plus, it tickle. That's stupid.
They got the heat crank up so high in here,
Ah! You bastard!
For the family's designate schmendrick.
Thanks to you, dr. Griffin, my bunion is heal
Hey. Who the hell knock over the garbage ca--
Are gonna get something pierce together.
No. You smell like my six-foot-tall german girlfriend.
You know, meg has attract interest
Where each year, our seniors gather to decide
I got nickname the warthog,
All I have is a steak, but that belong to rupert.
Who wears a jean jacket and hang out at the bar
Oh, shut up, brian.
♪ lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
With an incredibly offensive native american mascot.
Did you sleep okay out here, brian?
I-I'll tell you where there definitely aren't any meatball subs--
Oh, absolutely. You know, that's what this song's about, meg.
I'm sorry, I thought I was alone.
Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm flying.
Until the smell wears off, you're staying outside!
(sighs) this is actually very pleasant.
There's nothing inside for me anymore.
Had enough yet? Yes!
Back at the motel later, huh, dad?
Are gonna get something pierced together.
Wh... I don't know what else to do.
They left for the movies five hours ago.
That all the pain I've ever had in my life
That dog sure changed his mind quick.
All right. Well, can you at least
Everything he does is exhausting.
How many terrifying things there are out here in the dark.
I can't believe you would be so irresponsible.
Scandinavian youths I've seen on the porn sites.
The rules of this city are very unclear.
You're in a suburban yard.
And her boobs are enormous.
This isn't a joke. I once had legitimate aspirations.
You should come check 'em out before they get infected.
With an incredibly offensive native american mascot.
And this is where fake tour guides throw rocks
You'd be surprised how much you like it.
Look how drunk I am!
I call miller lite "water."
(sighs) this is actually very pleasant.
Before the police respond to the silent alarm!
Oh, boy, that is a tough, tough place to get into, lois.
Plus, it tickles. That's stupid.