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00:21:39
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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You know, the best thing about the quahog mall
If I wanted to get 11 of them for different groomsmen,
My father was drowned to death in a birdbath
♪ deck the harr with boughs of horry ♪
Who the hell is georgette?
♪ deck the harrs with bough of horry ♪
Oven mitt. Wow, thanks, mom.
Drink the nog, carter.
Course, I had to do it with ashtray,
"baa. What are you lookin' at?"
Blake d., elliott, milo, cooper...
Why don't you go bother the cologne salesman at macy's?
What's wrong with you, stew?
"and is now starting quarterback
You're a creep, is my point.
Good posture, very important.
Other stewie: ♪ animal cracker in my soup... ♪
And you look like a piece of spaghetti on the street.
Could they each get engrave individually? Yes.
"chris refurbish a vintage motorcycle,
My father was drown to death in a birdbath
'cause of how you just rave about it just now?
I think... My time line is being erase.
Oh, that remind me.
So I stole his return pad and came back here.
Shall suffer my eternal wrath.
That was suppose to go to somebody else.
Before I kick my own ass.
Look, I appreciate all this, vinny,
You realize if I save brian,
You bet.
And no one's even mention his name.
What if we told you that we secretly replace your coffee
That's it. You've already explain.
The time line where you died no longer exist.
So I guess just don't go down there.
Do you, do you only use adjectives sarcastically?
What if we told you that we secretly replaced your coffee
Yes, but luckily, I ran into another me from the past,
Well, not professionally,
♪ lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
I'll tell you about it sometime.
Your beloved holiday movie is incredibly racist.
No, it's not. It's barely "sir."
Could they each get engraved individually? Yes.
Besides, how much trouble can he cause? He's a baby.
Possibly pick up a new action figure.
He says my favorite word twice in a row.
A mirror. So you can see exactly who blew it.
Announcer (over tv): We now return to home alone with competent robbers.
Like when I finally got to sleep with mary lou gallo.
You know, I know I'm usually all business, but deep down,
But I just let go instead of holding onto it.
Especially around the holidays.
This may sound a little presumptuous of me,
He's a happy, resilient baby.
Now look at the camera for a pov shot.
I'm a little bit relieved.
Your beloved holiday movie is incredibly racist.
He's so disappointed.
Boy, stewie was really upset
Merry christmas.
Shall suffer my eternal wrath.
Fancy pair of shoes, too.
Until I'm not surprised anymore.
Thanks. That's weird, huh?
Hey, be careful. There's cars on the floor here.
And it's tough for me that he's gone,
Is to drink a whole lot of thick, frothy eggnog.
You stupid son of a bitch.
I-I-I carry myself tall.
I'm okay if it's, like, coconut flour.