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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Quagmire?! What are you doing here?
Uh, I got this small cut, and they wanted to bandage it
Because this thing is gonna come down to the arbitrary whim
a purple Vespa to, um...
She laid out a trail of rose petal,
-You're a regular Beagle Scout. -(clicker clicks)
No waiter of mine is gonna be gay!
♪ I didn't poop those items ♪
♪ They were in my tummy 'cause they all looked yummy ♪
Arthur Valentine brought me plates and a salt shaker!
♪ Nosey valet, young Lois ♪
and I elbow-crawled to the sponge and shower chair.
because it gives him a youthful vibe
Well, Brian, if you're stuck being a single loser,
Well, I better set out a can of tuna fish and a cigar
This specimen is unable to perform.
♪ But what the heck? I'll still take the check ♪
We've got to put an end to this Arthur Valentine nonsense.
I love you so much, and I haven't cuss once today!
Robin Williams toss a baseball to Robert De Niro,
who've managed to not use any swear in the last year.
Mission accomplish, Red Shrew. Over and out.
I smell the poop on your breath, and then that's all I want,
and he snap out of it and caught it.
You know, I-I know they're not suppose to be that bright,
Yeah. Yeah, I bet she actually thinks that thing loved her.
(grunting): I promise to name one of the puppies after you.
Yeah, I taught him that. That's also called "peeing."
and he snapped out of it and caught it.
Yeah. I decide we're going someplace nice this time.
Aw, that suck. I love chewing the crap out of my foot.
I assume he'd outgrow it in a few years,
God, I forgot how much I love art.
Donna and I are spend our Valentine's Day
but this happen in the dog show world.
Peter, come on, time to get dress
and ineffectually trying to warn young people about drugs?
here to accelerate awkwardly into a bush.
Yeah. I decided we're going someplace nice this time.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
You want to continue this sometime?
I hope Rupert and I haven't been too loud up there.
No wonder you have such a perfectly coiffed anus.
Apparently, he's not well liked.
Just leave me alone, Stewie.
and sometimes a scarf, no matter what Lois says
I'm finally ready to hear the specials.
why it's especially important to walk around in a circle
Chris, come down here, quick! I see Arthur Valentine outside!
I go down to the video store and put my hand on Love Actually
It's kind of dumb, but it's for a dog show.
We're sorry, but you're old enough now to know the truth.
I think we went too far by killing Arthur Valentine.
♪ So we're all together, trying to make it better ♪
People are trying to have dignified relations!
I know. It's so lame, right?
I-I've never seen him so depressed and catatonic.
in a very beige bedroom.
It's kind of dumb, but it's for a dog show.
Oh, brutal.
CLEVELAND: Stop the damn banging!
Some of the kids think he's weird
Careful. That's your competition.
I know it might seem odd to you,
Well, first, Chris, English is a very fluid language.
Is this the romantic ending you were hoping for?
(slurring): Stupid Hallmark holiday anyway.
Chris! You're okay!
a purple Vespa to, um...
by turning a blind eye to the AIDS crisis
When there's any moment of quiet, I think about her.
♪ An old pet rock, an antique clock, a ton of red Play-Doh ♪