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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Hey, Anna May Wong, no tickie, no shirtie.
I knew you were a little twerp as soon as I met you.
got in that baggie. Hello, Officer!
PROBST: But an off-color tweet suddenly made Brian
Welcome aboard, Brian. This is your coworker, Martha.
a pariah to all of Quahog,
-Hello, Buttocks. -(farting sounds)
Oh, my God, she can smell the tiny bottles of booze.
you're probably on the couch watching Pawn Stars.
legs as long as spaghetti noodle, enters."
Aw, I'm a "whoa."
and I have lesion that'll never heal.
You are such a coward!
Certain of his own wit and intellect,
who looks good in sandal and cargo shorts.
Well, lad, what do you think of the new album cover?
Okay, typical '80s stuffy brunch.
legs as long as spaghetti noodles, enters."
You bastard!
Over here is where we rig every American election.
Great, but it won't look good when it's shrunk down for a CD.
The next day, he poison me on the limo ride to the airport
♪ Dr. Fishbein predict it'd be three years of treatment ♪
keep getting reject.
And survive.
and me and the guys always celebrate it
STEWIE: Hey, I'm a pathetic dog whose family kick him out,
they pull me out of my moms real slow.
I think we lost a little steam there at the end.
then spent the rest of the night talking.
I thought a lot about what happen, and I guess--
I guess things not always what they seem.
PETER: Vlad and I finish our dance,
Brian, the family has spoken.
♪ It seem today that all you see ♪
We listen to funny morning zoo on radio.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Welcome aboard, Brian. This is your coworker, Martha.
Only thing I can possibly do is lick it repeatedly.
And, besides, today's Dolph Lundgren's birthday,
Only thing I can possibly do is lick it repeatedly.
Woody Allen's son and absolutely not Frank Sinatra's.
JEFF PROBST: Previously on Family Guy...
You know, this is exactly what Dr. Fishbein was talking about.
Now aren't you glad we did all that work earlier?
You leave that gorgeous piece of ass alone.
-You're a week behind. -Okay, okay.
I said you're a week late on your rent.
Outside, now.
I knew you were a little twerp as soon as I met you.
She's right. This has gone too far.
Similar age. Few parties they went to together.
Sound different in Russia.
Best thing ever.
Husband write me impertinent e-mail.
"My friends and I were aghast
"Martha, gorgeous, headstrong,
Ah, I'm flattered, but my home is here.
STEWIE: Hey, I'm a pathetic dog whose family kicked him out,
DJ: You're listening to backwards-K-FMB.
and sustained severe brain trauma.
"Martha, gorgeous, headstrong,
You put up impressive fight.
if they know this guy, why are they surprised
I don't know, I-I may be broke,
Ah, the sun feels good on my drunk chest.
Let's just go to the damn store.
Weird sexual tension there.
This room is tight than Ava Gardner's caboose.
and sustained severe brain trauma.
Dear Lord, please send me a six-foot-seven blonde woman
I've been putting cold, wet things on it for a month.