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00:21:39
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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"Burgers or meatball for dinner?"
Whoa, there's not even any swastika
(sneaker squeaking on court, crowd gasps)
I haven't heard a guy's booming fart
(sneakers squeaking on court, crowd gasp)
down at the Karate Paintball Dirt Bike Club.
"Burgers or meatballs for dinner?"
Huh, "samurai" or "geishas."
There's candles, hand lotion.
I'm hanging from a door, you idiot!
I feel more relaxed than a chick on Facebook
There's candle, hand lotion.
(sneakers squeaking on court, crowd gasps)
Okay, well, bandage you up.
carve into the toilet seat.
Sir, you've sustain a head injury.
Did you get your ass kick by Meryl Streep?
that's shape like Easter Island.
Must've guess wrong.
♪ It seem today that all you see ♪
Oh, battery die.
I haven't hear a guy's booming fart
(Meryl Streep's voice): Thank you.
Guess my legs fell asleep.
one of those force happiness family photos
You mean like this one right here?
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Guess my legs fell asleep.
There's nothing you can possibly imagine
that's strange or useless enough that we don't have it
Ugh. You know, later we're going to have to take
That's usually what I need when I'm done in a bathroom.
I'll just wait till somebody else goes in.
Are you the coolest guy ever?
Well, no wonder-- you're running all the apps at once.
I always do.
I've never been to a restaurant where they cook
Yeah, it's a whole different game when you sit down here.
Whoa, there's not even any swastikas
(triumphant orchestral music playing)
I haven't heard a guy's booming fart
I haven't been this embarrassed
(triumphant orchestral music playing)
I'll just ask them for something so ridiculous,
I feel more relaxed than a chick on Facebook
that's strange or useless enough that we don't have it
And it's so peaceful.
This must be the fanciest bathroom in the world.
But just be more careful next time.
I know. What a stupid injury, huh?
You okay? You guys okay?
She is amazing.