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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Hey, Stewie, what do you think about this tweet?
QUAGMIRE: Boo.
And the animator are gone.
Chicken broth? Yes.
(muffled applause from television through wall)
Aw, you didn't come here for me; you came to be a creep.
MAN: I knew you knew where it was, you liar.
Hey, did you knock over a few bottles in aisle seven?
Carrots? Yes.
and I had a seizure.
Mom said he was a puppet, but she's stupid.
MAN 3: I'm a parrot who mimics words
You racist jerk!
QUAGMIRE: Boo. Liar.
Uh-oh, Meg. It's a sensitivity mob.
Just hard rejection after hard rejection.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here today to apologize...
can't stop Peter from ordering shepherd's pie.
Yeah, remember how mad people got when DiGiorno tweet
You scream "black porn" at the top of your lungs
Three references in one tweet. I'm sweat.
Yeah, I mess up,
so they organize a protest.
Well, I assure you, there are.
MAN: You shut up!
I'm spin in circles, you (bleep).
He's never been kick out and his life...
They probably forgot to study for an exam,
I guess I can try it. I mean, I do want to get ahead.
You haven't delete it yet?
♪ It seem today that all you see ♪
Ah, look at that-- Huffington Post just pick it up.
♪ Some people stand in the darkness ♪
I hear it's like Alien vs. Predator.
with some of the letters cut out?
Thank God you have my back.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
♪ Somehow I'm neither here nor there... ♪
QUAGMIRE: Boo. Apologize somewhere else.
Exactly!
People still won't leave me alone.
Instead of killing myself, I should kill all of you!
What about all those people outside?
WOMAN 3: Actually, it's whomever.
♪ Just as soon as they turn blue ♪
I'll just add it to my notes for later.
I am so far left,
QUAGMIRE: Boo. Apologize somewhere else.
But nobody on the Internet ever takes the time
♪ 'Cause I'm always ready ♪
Wow, I've never seen someone go oh for six in 15 minutes before.
Well, I guess I could fire up my account again.
So we want him fired, too.
And they're not even a guy. They're pizza.
♪ Anything ragged or rotten or rusty ♪
I still think this is a drastic measure.
Your dog wrote an insensitive tweet.
That thing was frickin' rad.
MAN 4: That makes me uncomfortable.
You racist jerk!
♪ Anything ragged or rotten or rusty ♪
Yeah, viral. You know, I don't care.
MAN: Did you get rid of it?
But I like my library. I met Curious George there.
Someone wrote "weird" on the transgender bathroom,
I don't want to end up like Meg, doing sad one-woman shows.
Who does she think she is, a Republican senator?
Mom said he was a puppet, but she's stupid.
It's okay. (exhausted): Sir.
Yeah, remember how mad people got when DiGiorno tweeted
I'm the self-righteous, liberal douchebag, not you!
should be illegal.