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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Can I have a can of chaw and a fork?
All right, Chris, if we're going to find that misprint dollar,
Um, I'll have the huevos ranchero
some blow-off-to-the-side curry burp?
DOORBELL: ♪ Drug den, drug den
You never seen a casket so small.
Ah, a parchment of value!
You know, I bet you couldn't go a single day without booze.
95.5, WPET, you got Peter "The Riff" Griff,
♪ Yes, ooh-ooh-ooh
Married my high school sweetheart.
All right, got some vodka and tampons.
Just got to navigate iTunes while merging onto the freeway.
Heads up. Sometimes my knob plays peek-a-boo
You and me, fraternity of pain, eh?
I took an oath.
Heads up. Sometimes my knob plays peek-a-boo
You, sir, are a racist and a rude one at that.
Lois, I toss a penny in a shot glass,
Week after our wedding, she was diagnose with cancer.
and shout "Nope!" at all the women who came out.
Yeah. I stole it from a dry cleaner
The goddess of money has fist our stocking.
while you were grab-assing.
who refuse to put my picture up.
Nailed it. (music stops)
you barely tried and then got shot.
He was kick a Redbox machine outside of CVS.
I gave me number to a girl and she threw it away.
You know, I bet you couldn't go a single day without booze.
At her funeral, our little girl caught pneumonia.
Sorry, Grandpa, I lost that dollar.
I'm glad it hasn't affect our friendship.
and then I rode my bike down to the hair salon
every time something good happen.
I guess Meg didn't care.
I don't know. Is my boat parked illegally in the harbor?
Technically, no.
you barely tried and then got shot.
You're absolutely right.
Spoken like a truly unfunny alcoholic.
It's an extremely rare misprint.
you'll all disappear and I'm a-scared of being alone.
Perhaps I press my luck.
Heads up. Sometimes my knob plays peek-a-boo
We buried her next to her mom six weeks later.
Us redheads have to stay together, right?
All right, well, if you're ever free,
It sure will.
As long as you can always throw a Nerf football
You never seen a casket so small.
oop, too young.
Now, I'm looking around and I'm seeing the Spin Doctors
get down to Linoleum Depot this Saturday from 9:00 to 2:00.
What a disrespectful turd.
You, sir, are a racist and a rude one at that.
Hey, a dollar! Neat!
and give you a spoon 'cause you're a dumb baby.
(jazzy instrumental version of theme song playing)
Our date? But I thought you got rid
Wow, getting drunk in the morning.
I also have a fat, weird boy.
Wow, this place is gross!
would you like to buy some candy to send Jewish kids
And now to seal it with a wet cough.
Amazing.
It's an extremely rare misprint.
(sighs) My heart broken,
Aw, sweet! Fleekin' "A"!
and an orange soda without a cap.
W-We're dead. We're getting shot.
for a feast of Indian food, followed by