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The Family Guy » Season 16 » HTTPete

00:21:38

Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

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Words to remember

Nouns

1) tourniquet

You! Give me your shirt to make a tourniquet!
2) parakeet

Here's one millennial who has a parakeet
3) millennial

with a group called "millennial."
4) pretzel

Is it artisanal pretzel?!
5) urinal

♪ I'm gonna pee into electrical urinal♪
6) ukulele

It's six un-showered guys and a pale woman with a ukulele
7) gratification

instant gratification,
8) meltdown

Our mainframe is having a meltdown!
9) crease

I'd be able to find the crease
10) impala

it's Tame Impala that formed in an UberPOOL on the way here.
11) improv

improv comedy.
12) taco

No! I won't let you be made into taco!
13) gaze

I couldn't help but notice his searching gaze.
14) diarrhea

'Cause I got to go diarrhea off the cliff.
15) brewery

and business at the brewery must go on.
16) slash

slash-deejay-
17) lineup

just like the Fox Tuesday night lineup.
18) dong

so if there's a dead dong, I'm gonna look at it!

Verbs

1) berate

PETER: As I stood there, being berate by this man,
2) tweet

And now I'm tweet about you, brah.
3) pretzel

Artisanal what? Is it pretzel?
4) crave

Millennials crave things like:
5) incense

PARKER: Although I was incense by this man,
6) hassle

so that one day, future commuters can be hassle
7) tear

when you were tear through the backpack for your snacks.
8) gather

I gather you all together-- Kevin Spacey,
9) screw

I'm the one who screw this up.
10) drag

-How was that? -Eh, it kind of drag.
11) fold

if somebody had fold it correctly last time.
12) struggle

As a man who struggle with body dysmorphia,
13) shut

You shut down the entire Internet.
14) involve

Our country's involve in six different wars,
15) pee

I wish I never pee on that server.
16) throw

No, he just throw dead birds on his lawn.
17) cancel

the hashtags that cancel 12 network TV shows
18) lose

We've all lost a great friend-slash-barista-

Adverbs

1) disturbingly

enjoy a disturbingly loud clip of Jimmy Fallon on cab TV.
2) positively

♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do♪
3) barely

Barely alive.
4) virtually

and powers virtually every server on the globe.
5) apart

and they're tearing each other apart.
6) underground

Now, let's go die underground!
7) immediately

Left! Take a left immediately!
8) instead

when you can ride something weird instead.
9) especially

Especially public masturbators.
10) almost

what, almost a minute?
11) actually

And actually, he was just about done.
12) kind

-How was that? -Eh, it kind of dragged.
13) fine

I'm sure life will be just fine without the Internet.
14) inside

What? We can't smoke inside.
15) later

"Nice to meet you, Hammer. Let's have lunch later,
16) else

I feel like I know better than everyone else!
17) ago

Um, excuse me. Didn't Ellen do this, like, three years ago?
18) ever

It seems so obvious, yet I don't think I've ever seen them.

Adjectives

1) thankless

is grueling, thankless, life-threatening work.
2) artisanal

Artisanal what? Is it pretzels?
3) traumatized

I feel traumatized, brah.
4) millennial

ANNOUNCER: A millennial can be defined
5) grueling

is grueling, thankless, life-threatening work.
6) unwelcome

But first you have to watch this unwelcome pop-up ad.
7) inconvenient

Also, my band is playing tonight at an inconvenient time.
8) irresponsible

This is the most irresponsible thing that I've ever...
9) tame

it's Tame Impala that formed in an UberPOOL on the way here.
10) upstate

or upstate New York?
11) unaware

they're unaware that they're all about to go up in smoke,
12) disturbing

[like Darth Vader]: I find your lack of vape disturbing.
13) asleep

And on the side stage, it's "Neil Young asleep
14) bored

while still being #soooo bored.
15) assembled

Assembled congregants,
16) dumb

but crashing the Internet has to be the dumb yet.
17) pale

It's six un-showered guys and a pale woman with a ukulele
18) viral

Do you know what I just did? I just made you all viral.

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