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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Now I need you to strap the body swapper on your back
STUDENT 4: What about the frontispiece?
with my head on the armrest to accentuate how sad I am.
QUAGMIRE: Don't do it. Don't do what I was gonna do.
I'm dragging 230 pounds of lard up a ladder.
has broken at some crucial juncture.
Okay, everyone, please put your bananas and donut
Stop being a brat and duck down.
bad breath, arrogance, unemployment...
It's a magic genie speaker that plays music, talks
STUDENT: Do we include the foreword?
You're an atheist. Offend God.
Oh, and you're gonna hate this, but I gave him the salute,
Hey, I realized I can reach the animal cracker,
God, why am I such a loser?
History's largest bowel movement occurred in 1998,
Also, I know this is a big inconvenience,
I realize I've wasted most of my life being a pathetic jerk.
or tweet about assassinating the president?
before Stewie's scar for life.
Swapping four bodies must've overload its system.
All right, let's have an inconsistently smash
Damn, I owe Chris five bucks.
We hit a telephone pole, the machine activate,
Our society is doom.
"Prince bred purple dolphins."
Oh, God, Joe's swap bodies with Consuela.
I'm drag 230 pounds of lard up a ladder.
It's not even attach.
Yes, I suppose.
And hurry, she's all rev up.
I realize I've wasted most of my life being a pathetic jerk.
But I bet you can't answer this question:
STEWIE: Now you have to get struck by lightning.
STUDENT 2: Professor Griffin suck!
but you and the trash guy now wave to each other.
All right, let's have an inconsistently smashed
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Literally nothing.
That's perfectly normal for this time of day.
But, unfortunately, I've got to help my son Chris
talking like that in forever.
So, how exactly are you planning to get me a job here?
you could actually do something positive with your life.
an energy source powerful enough
Joe, thank God. We need to get to the Weekapaug Inn, fast.
There was a time, not too long ago,
what's the biggest poo anyone has ever pooed?
Oh, uh, wish I could, Glenn. Sure could go for a pomtini.
Well, is he a veteran, at least?
It's once a week, it's not that bad.
"enormous exercise ball that's always in the way."
It's hard being a dog.
a girlfriend, and onto the road less scummy.
of how we continue to become more inept
Lois signed us up for some perverse, pee-pee-related class
You've perverted something beautiful!
I'm so frightened and confused.
I realize I've wasted most of my life being a pathetic jerk.
Stewie, this is ridiculous.
Are there any unemployed professors here?
you were being literal?
Yeah, well, why do I have the overwhelming urge
from going insane.
CHRIS: Oh, you're deaf, too?
"enormous exercise ball that's always in the way."
has broken at some crucial juncture.
That's weird.
with my head on the armrest to accentuate how sad I am.
It's okay.
"Prince bred purple dolphins."
Ugh! Gross!